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Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:15💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
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The monster asked the 🧛‍♂️Dracula🧛‍♂️ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! 😂🧛‍♂️

Explanation: When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! 😄🦇

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Yusuf2024-06-03 05:39:19
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Peter Mugendi2024-06-02 11:25:09
😆 Still cracking up!
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Tambwe2024-05-31 23:32:57
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Grace Majaliwa2024-05-29 06:31:29
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Josephine Nduta2024-05-19 06:30:57
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Nora Lowassa2024-05-07 09:49:47
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔
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Elijah Mutua2024-05-02 14:43:08
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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James Kimani2024-04-26 12:34:20
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Faiza2024-04-13 18:08:25
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Maneno2024-04-04 10:33:14
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Nahida2024-03-25 15:56:04
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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John Kamande2024-03-24 02:58:40
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Fikiri2024-03-17 20:51:27
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Edward Lowassa2024-03-13 20:58:45
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Kheri2024-03-04 22:51:38
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Fadhila2024-03-04 03:04:12
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Joseph Kitine2024-02-18 14:29:12
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Jackson Makori2024-02-18 08:00:57
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Jane Muthui2024-02-15 12:00:12
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Joseph Njoroge2024-02-10 18:22:14
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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