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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Alice Jebet2019-02-26 14:42:59
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋
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Victor Sokoine2019-02-18 14:15:23
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Rahim2019-02-16 05:56:12
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Linda Karimi2019-02-14 17:19:24
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Agnes Lowassa2019-02-05 08:01:53
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️
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Janet Sumari2019-02-02 23:32:20
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Emily Chepngeno2019-01-30 07:31:04
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂
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Samson Mahiga2019-01-25 13:09:28
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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David Ochieng2019-01-25 07:43:28
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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George Tenga2019-01-22 14:51:19
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Azima2019-01-19 16:50:21
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Ruth Kibona2019-01-14 04:32:47
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Husna2018-12-31 16:37:01
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Athumani2018-12-26 16:49:19
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Anna Sumari2018-12-24 05:58:23
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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John Mushi2018-12-23 02:19:58
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️
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David Nyerere2018-12-06 01:49:02
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Josephine Nduta2018-12-01 05:07:41
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Elizabeth Malima2018-11-25 14:44:01
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Nyota2018-11-25 01:19:51
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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