Which school supply is king of the classroom?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:13πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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The ruler! πŸ“ Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! πŸ˜„ Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! πŸ€΄πŸΌπŸ‘‘

Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.

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Alice Mwikali2019-03-24 04:45:43
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🀨
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Wande2019-03-12 20:22:14
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπŸ˜†
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I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. πŸ€”πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ
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I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πŸ’ΈπŸ˜†
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The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. πŸ₯ΆπŸ°
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At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. πŸ‘“πŸ˜œ
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To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πŸ’ΌπŸ€£
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Andrew Odhiambo2019-01-24 11:09:34
🀣 That twist at the end, though!
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I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. πŸ™„πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ
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My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜‚
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It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸŒŠ
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·
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Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! βž•πŸ€¨
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My brain has too many tabs open. πŸ’»πŸ§ 
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How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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I always give 100% at workβ€”12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... πŸ“…πŸ˜‚