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How did the hairdresser win the race?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:17💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: The hairdresser won the race because they knew how to make every strand of hair "run"!

Explanation: The hairdresser won the race because they used their expertise in styling hair to make it look like it was running, giving them an extra boost of speed! 💇‍♀️💨

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Chum2019-07-10 02:28:17

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Agnes Lowassa2019-07-08 16:39:44

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Anna Kibwana2019-07-06 04:33:09

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Victor Kimario2019-07-05 02:25:55

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Mwajuma2019-06-26 13:33:23

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Mashaka2019-06-24 06:13:05

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Charles Mboje2019-06-20 16:40:33

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Robert Okello2019-06-15 06:53:43

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Nasra2019-06-12 07:50:03

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Mwinyi2019-06-12 06:33:59

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Esther Nyambura2019-06-05 13:33:20

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Saidi2019-06-02 04:31:03

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Edward Lowassa2019-05-30 13:03:07

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Khatib2019-05-20 13:40:50

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

George Ndungu2019-05-20 05:43:39

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Nasra2019-05-17 15:29:27

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Brian Karanja2019-05-11 18:12:47

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Edward Lowassa2019-05-05 07:43:55

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Zubeida2019-05-04 14:05:22

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

John Kamande2019-04-06 21:35:48

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

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