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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What runs but never walks?
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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Joseph Njoroge2020-01-30 17:20:36
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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George Tenga2020-01-23 14:31:14
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Jamal2020-01-21 19:24:45
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Patrick Mutua2020-01-15 09:12:04
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Mwanaisha2020-01-13 01:46:58
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Edwin Ndambuki2020-01-11 18:39:20
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Wande2020-01-02 18:43:48
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Josephine2019-12-26 06:25:04
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Maneno2019-12-25 12:09:41
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Irene Makena2019-11-22 13:01:48
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵
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Fadhili2019-11-17 21:00:13
😄 Perfect joke!
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Bahati2019-11-12 21:53:31
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️
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Zuhura2019-10-31 20:40:21
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Victor Kimario2019-10-28 23:51:45
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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John Malisa2019-10-15 19:47:07
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Michael Mboya2019-10-02 22:55:56
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Latifa2019-09-24 18:33:43
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Martin Otieno2019-09-17 08:19:49
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Betty Cheruiyot2019-09-13 16:41:13
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Nuru2019-09-07 16:54:45
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣
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