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What kind of table can you have for dinner?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What kind of table can you have for dinner?
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Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner? A: A vegetable table! 🥕🥦🍆

Explanation: The funny answer to this riddle is a "vegetable table," as it combines the concept of a dining table with vegetables. It's a playful twist on the idea of having a table made entirely out of veggies, which would make for a very interesting and healthy dinner setup! So, grab your carrots, broccoli, and eggplants, and let's dine in style on our veggie table! 🥕🥦🍆

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Joy Wacera2019-11-08 16:32:48
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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David Ochieng2019-10-27 13:35:20
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜
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Ndoto2019-10-18 16:47:05
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Rahma2019-10-15 23:10:34
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Salma2019-10-08 21:44:13
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Rahma2019-09-28 15:20:56
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️
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Nuru2019-09-28 11:03:14
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Violet Mumo2019-09-25 12:06:39
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Andrew Mahiga2019-09-25 08:15:48
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Salma2019-09-14 14:19:34
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️
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Maimuna2019-09-13 06:00:01
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔
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Janet Sumaye2019-09-10 10:54:07
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Khadija2019-09-02 11:56:54
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Rubea2019-08-30 07:11:08
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Mjaka2019-08-29 07:41:10
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mary Kidata2019-08-26 07:26:22
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Elizabeth Mtei2019-08-24 20:06:14
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Thomas Mtaki2019-08-22 11:47:50
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Grace Minja2019-08-21 11:06:46
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Elijah Mutua2019-08-12 18:57:21
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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