What did the baker say to his wife?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji πŸ₯– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Lucy Mushi2019-12-14 10:39:49
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! πŸ‘»πŸ₯§
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Abdillah2019-12-10 04:14:49
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Samson Tibaijuka2019-12-07 09:55:34
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! πŸ˜΄πŸ’”
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Joseph Kitine2019-11-30 01:04:28
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! πŸŽˆβ„οΈ
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Paul Ndomba2019-11-26 19:14:05
πŸ˜† Can’t stop laughing!
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Rashid2019-11-19 08:08:29
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜œ
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Peter Tibaijuka2019-11-18 21:09:36
πŸ˜„ You got me!
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Issa2019-11-02 15:12:25
🀣 This one got me good!
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Brian Karanja2019-11-01 19:17:02
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! πŸ’€πŸ–
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Biashara2019-10-28 19:55:01
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! πŸ‘»πŸš«
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Mwalimu2019-10-28 12:54:50
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! πŸš—πŸ₯š
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Amir2019-10-25 05:48:56
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚑😌
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Susan Wangari2019-10-17 12:44:59
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! πŸš²πŸ˜…
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Monica Adhiambo2019-10-15 22:11:31
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! πŸŒŠπŸ‘‹
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George Ndungu2019-10-15 18:42:38
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! πŸ“°πŸ–€
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Joyce Aoko2019-10-07 14:04:29
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mariam Hassan2019-09-25 01:56:55
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Hekima2019-09-19 21:04:20
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πŸΊπŸ˜‚
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Kevin Maina2019-09-03 09:23:41
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. πŸ˜πŸ’¬
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Agnes Sumaye2019-08-21 11:10:20
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🀐