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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What runs but never walks?
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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Aziza2020-10-01 16:36:59
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Stephen Amollo2020-09-30 17:02:28
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Monica Nyalandu2020-09-07 07:58:36
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎
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Monica Lissu2020-08-18 23:42:38
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Josephine2020-08-05 22:45:17
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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David Sokoine2020-07-30 21:50:04
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Abubakari2020-07-30 11:38:10
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Rahim2020-07-17 15:21:27
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️
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Rose Mwinuka2020-07-09 21:50:11
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Patrick Kidata2020-07-08 12:01:53
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Lucy Wangui2020-06-22 11:01:44
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Edith Cherotich2020-06-16 08:35:40
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Charles Mrope2020-06-16 07:01:47
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆
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Maimuna2020-06-05 06:01:43
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Stephen Kangethe2020-06-03 17:30:36
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Josephine Nekesa2020-06-01 06:47:40
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Rose Waithera2020-05-28 03:24:02
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Stephen Mushi2020-05-27 22:36:28
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Edwin Ndambuki2020-05-25 12:43:07
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Janet Sumaye2020-05-14 13:13:30
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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