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What kind of music do mummies like best?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:09💬 615 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What kind of music do mummies like best?
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Mummies love rap music! 🎤🔥

Explanation: Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! 😄🕺🔥

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Anna Malela2020-05-17 04:10:26
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️
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Masika2020-05-11 07:18:29
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Tabitha Okumu2020-05-07 19:28:36
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Grace Mushi2020-05-07 01:18:09
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Ann Awino2020-05-05 22:45:15
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Irene Akoth2020-04-30 05:38:00
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Omar2020-04-19 18:39:15
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Nancy Kabura2020-04-14 17:01:11
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Mjaka2020-04-10 01:32:34
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Rahim2020-04-09 19:17:18
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Zulekha2020-04-07 01:28:23
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Mwajuma2020-04-04 07:31:10
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Khatib2020-03-29 21:48:30
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Victor Sokoine2020-03-27 18:59:50
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Stephen Kangethe2020-03-18 11:23:03
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Nicholas Wanjohi2020-03-14 08:07:54
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mwanais2020-03-11 12:10:52
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Kevin Maina2020-02-20 06:37:27
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Monica Lissu2020-02-02 07:36:40
😁 This made my day!
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David Musyoka2020-02-01 13:08:52
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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