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How did the hairdresser win the race?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:17💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
How did the hairdresser win the race?
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Short Answer: The hairdresser won the race because they knew how to make every strand of hair "run"!

Explanation: The hairdresser won the race because they used their expertise in styling hair to make it look like it was running, giving them an extra boost of speed! 💇‍♀️💨

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Mjaka2020-05-28 07:21:13
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Mariam Kawawa2020-05-21 10:36:51
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Elijah Mutua2020-05-16 18:50:40
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Bernard Oduor2020-05-06 07:38:48
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾
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Fadhila2020-04-21 04:59:17
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Elizabeth Mtei2020-04-11 13:02:03
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Sarafina2020-04-08 21:16:51
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Esther Nyambura2020-04-08 10:04:18
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Mwajabu2020-04-08 08:58:02
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Bakari2020-04-06 00:54:27
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Wande2020-03-22 23:46:31
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Benjamin Kibicho2020-03-21 22:12:32
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Frank Sokoine2020-03-09 04:01:18
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Simon Kiprono2020-03-08 20:24:03
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️
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Rukia2020-03-08 07:50:05
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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David Kawawa2020-03-02 15:24:32
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️
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Kiza2020-03-02 05:55:21
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Victor Kamau2020-02-29 19:31:03
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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David Nyerere2020-02-21 17:12:06
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Janet Sumari2020-02-12 21:11:33
😂 This is too funny!
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