What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! πŸ€πŸ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Omar2021-02-03 07:14:20
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. πŸ₯ƒπŸ•°οΈ
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Hekima2021-02-02 03:46:30
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Robert Ndunguru2021-02-01 07:49:39
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! πŸ¨πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ
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Maulid2021-01-30 23:06:59
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! πŸ₯’πŸ₯’
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Selemani2021-01-27 20:27:14
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! πŸ˜„
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Mjaka2021-01-25 20:56:16
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. πŸ˜πŸ›‘οΈ
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Leila2021-01-22 08:32:30
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! πŸ”Ίβšͺ
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Mazrui2021-01-14 13:38:34
I like long walksβ€”especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘‹
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Joseph Mallya2021-01-11 12:31:24
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. πŸ‘πŸ™ƒ
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Joseph Mallya2021-01-04 07:24:37
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜΄
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Stephen Mushi2020-12-29 17:13:11
πŸ˜… I needed that!
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Janet Mbithe2020-12-25 18:56:44
🀣 This one got me good!
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Grace Mligo2020-12-21 01:14:04
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! πŸ₯•πŸ˜‘
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Abdullah2020-11-25 11:23:14
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. πŸ©πŸ™ƒ
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Peter Mugendi2020-11-12 02:41:02
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. πŸ•πŸ’¬
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Bernard Oduor2020-11-10 22:02:05
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜†
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Amani2020-11-08 23:41:51
πŸ˜„ Pure comedy gold!
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Elijah Mutua2020-11-07 01:11:30
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€£
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Zakaria2020-10-22 22:47:06
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πŸΈπŸ‘‘
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Betty Akinyi2020-10-17 08:23:35
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷πŸ˜