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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What runs but never walks?
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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Stephen Mushi2021-01-07 08:44:44
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Janet Wambura2020-12-25 13:05:58
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Agnes Njeri2020-12-19 18:24:23
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Betty Akinyi2020-12-15 23:06:15
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Asha2020-12-15 22:35:16
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Esther Nyambura2020-12-04 10:22:32
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Hellen Nduta2020-12-02 07:36:27
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Samuel Omondi2020-11-28 19:35:32
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏
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Joseph Mallya2020-11-22 20:46:29
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Mazrui2020-11-22 13:42:15
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Josephine Nduta2020-11-20 20:28:04
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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James Mduma2020-11-20 10:36:34
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Kenneth Murithi2020-11-18 17:44:23
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Zubeida2020-11-15 15:17:49
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Baraka2020-11-07 16:30:11
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Baraka2020-11-05 21:32:18
😄 What a joke!
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Safiya2020-11-04 00:14:03
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️
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Joseph Kitine2020-11-02 02:05:48
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Sharon Kibiru2020-10-15 05:01:41
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Asha2020-10-13 23:49:55
😆 I’m dying over here!
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