What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:30πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? A: "I love you a TON! 🐘❀️"

Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.

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