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Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:15💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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The monster asked the 🧛‍♂️Dracula🧛‍♂️ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! 😂🧛‍♂️

Explanation: When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! 😄🦇

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Khalifa2021-08-18 01:19:59

😄 You got me good!

Muslima2021-08-07 13:54:06

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Arifa2021-07-30 09:03:06

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Joyce Nkya2021-07-15 00:57:11

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Habiba2021-06-28 20:22:20

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Francis Mrope2021-06-27 01:50:57

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Esther Cheruiyot2021-06-20 06:53:14

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Wilson Ombati2021-06-19 20:48:18

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Sharifa2021-06-16 21:34:38

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Fatuma2021-06-16 07:56:37

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Agnes Njeri2021-06-09 11:42:49

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Baraka2021-06-08 22:48:50

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Janet Sumari2021-06-02 17:39:04

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Mwagonda2021-05-23 18:29:45

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Mjaka2021-05-22 06:34:24

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Makame2021-05-22 05:06:00

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Stephen Amollo2021-05-10 16:52:37

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Elizabeth Mtei2021-05-09 20:03:06

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Grace Njuguna2021-05-08 13:33:07

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Joseph Kiwanga2021-05-07 12:26:23

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

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