What did the baker say to his wife?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji ๐Ÿฅ– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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James Mduma2021-06-15 01:25:33
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโ€™m talking to myself non-stop. ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ญ
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Martin Otieno2021-06-15 00:52:33
๐Ÿ˜‚ I need to save this one forever!
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Chiku2021-06-14 12:25:23
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ‘น
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Rashid2021-06-06 14:58:35
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ฌ
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Thomas Mtaki2021-06-02 22:51:29
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ™
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Carol Nyakio2021-06-01 13:47:49
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐Ÿช‘โœ‹
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Maida2021-05-20 14:29:58
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ
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Joseph Mallya2021-05-16 21:37:32
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ
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Salma2021-04-26 23:37:17
๐Ÿคฃ Didnโ€™t see that coming!
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Halimah2021-04-26 03:59:45
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด
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Mchawi2021-04-21 16:56:38
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†
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Josephine Nduta2021-04-16 12:42:49
Why donโ€™t oysters share their pearls? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿ˜œ
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Lucy Mahiga2021-04-11 20:23:22
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโ€™m not too sure. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Wilson Ombati2021-04-05 08:34:43
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ–ฑ๏ธ
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Diana Mallya2021-04-03 17:56:49
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Ndoto2021-03-29 21:29:59
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿง 
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Abdillah2021-03-27 09:47:29
๐Ÿ˜† Bookmarking this!
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Kenneth Murithi2021-03-25 08:26:52
Thereโ€™s no 'we' in fries. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿคจ
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Aziza2021-03-24 07:47:05
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Shamim2021-03-24 07:01:46
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ