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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Yusra2021-11-12 11:29:24

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Biashara2021-11-05 16:52:15

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Alice Mwikali2021-11-01 13:04:43

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Janet Mwikali2021-10-27 02:16:04

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Elizabeth Mtei2021-10-26 09:41:22

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Amina2021-10-23 21:47:03

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

John Lissu2021-10-18 23:13:35

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Miriam Mchome2021-10-17 23:54:59

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Josephine2021-09-28 08:02:40

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Khadija2021-09-23 16:15:10

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Mwagonda2021-09-20 05:26:49

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Leila2021-09-17 21:59:23

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Abubakar2021-09-13 14:42:19

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

David Nyerere2021-09-12 07:31:05

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Arifa2021-09-09 18:26:55

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Rahim2021-09-08 17:45:21

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Charles Mrope2021-09-07 16:27:20

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Dorothy Majaliwa2021-09-07 07:29:50

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Chris Okello2021-08-17 03:57:18

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Mwakisu2021-08-01 18:37:05

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

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