What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:08πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! πŸ“£πŸ¦–β°

Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! πŸ˜„πŸŒ΄πŸ—

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