Which is faster, heat or cold?
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
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What did the snowman have for breakfast?
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Where do ghosts go for a swim?
π»Where do ghosts go for a swim?π In a π»ghoulf course! No need for sunscreen! ππ»...
What do elves learn in school?
π§ββοΈIn their magical school, elves find delight, Learning spells that sparkle oh...
Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig π¦β¨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To fi...
What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
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What is a kittenβs favorite dessert?
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What do you have in December that you donβt have in any other month?
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What kind of table can you have for dinner?
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What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?
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Who is Knocking?
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Why did the robber take a shower?
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What is a math teacherβs favorite type of dessert?
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What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?
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What has 18 legs and catches flies?
What π·οΈ has 18 legs, π¦ can't escape, and πββοΈ runs away from?...
Which monster is the best dance partner?
πWho's the πΆgrooviestπΆ monster to πdanceπ with? They've got moves like πΊJagger, ...
What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
πΆ This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away...
How long should an elephantβs legs be?
π How long should an elephantβs legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground wi...
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
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What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentineβs Day?
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What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
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What did the duck say to the clown?
π¦: Quack, quack! Hey clown, can you honk your nose louder than me? π€‘π...
Why didnβt Dracula have any friends?
π§ββοΈ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why...
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
π¦ Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Let's unravel this feathered m...
What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?
π At Thanksgiving, guess what's as essential as the turkey? π€ This riddle's a ho...
What is a topβs favorite ride at the amusement park?
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Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?
π€ What makes Marxists go bananas for fruity brews? ππ΅ Can you crack their secret...
Why donβt animals eat clowns?
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Whatβs a cannibalβs favorite sport?
π€ What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This ...
Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
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What do you call a left-handed dog?
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