Why was the turkey arrested?
๐ฆ "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. ๐ "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Cau...
What do you do if youโre a fan of Draculaโs?
๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do w...
What do birds do on Halloween?
๐๐ฆ On Halloween, these feathered friends gather for a spooky celebration. Can yo...
What kind of murderer has fiber?
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ What kind of murderer has fiber? Sneaky suspect, always full of surprises!...
What is a witchโs favorite subject in school?
๐งโโ๏ธ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms...
Why did the robber take a shower?
๐ฟWhy did the ๐ฆนโโ๏ธrobber take a shower?๐ค To wash away his ๐ฃfootprints, leaving no...
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a ๐ with no ๐...
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ค It was just two-tired! ๐...
What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
๐ต "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" ๐ต...
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
๐คฏ๐ What happened when ol' Benjamin Franklin stumbled upon electricity? Did his ๐ง ...
Why canโt the elephant use the computer?
๐ Why is the computer room always empty at the zoo? The answer is an ele-phainta...
Why did the pony get detention?
Why did the ๐ฆ get detention? ๐ค It couldn't resist horsing around! ๐๐...
What do you call a worm with no teeth?
๐ What do you call a worm with no teeth? ๐ค This little wriggler is a real "gummy...
Whatโs the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
๐ What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? ๐ It's got letters that jingle,...
Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
In a world of monsters and mishaps, ๐งโโ๏ธ stumbled and felt quite blue. Who, oh w...
Whatโs a librarianโs favorite type of bait when fishing?
๐ฃ What's a librarian's favorite type of bait when fishing? ๐ Because they always...
Whatโs black and white over and over again?
๐ผ I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! ๐บ ๐ฆ With stripes or furry sp...
What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?
๐ฆ When turkeys play baseball, what's the flocky surprise? ๐ Hint: There's a ๐ฝ-uc...
Who is Knocking?
๐ช Knock, knock, who's there? A riddle for you, if you dare! Behind this door, a ...
What is Draculaโs favorite fruit?
๐งโโ๏ธSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm ๐งกing it...
What has two legs but canโt walk?
๐ฆต๐ฆตWhat has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not ev...
What did the snowman order at Wendyโsยฎ?
What icy treat did Frosty ๐ฅถ choose at Wendyโsยฎ?...
What did the snowman have for breakfast?
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What dies but never lives?
I come and go, yet never thrive, ๐น Like a plant, but no roots survive. ๐ฑ Among t...
Whatโs a catโs favorite nursery rhyme?
๐ฑPurr-fectly curious, whiskers at play, Which nursery rhyme makes kitty say: "๐ถH...
What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
๐๏ธ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? ๐ค His days were ...
Whatโs a frogโs favorite game?
Why did the frog join the gaming world? ๐ธ๐ฎ Hoping to find its favorite game!...
What lights up a stadium?
I'm a dazzling star, you can't resist my glow! ๐ What am I, making a stadium's n...
Where did the king keep his army?
In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? ๐ฐ๐๐โโ๏ธ Hints I'll give, ...
Where does the witch park her vehicle?
๐งโโ๏ธ Where does the witch park her broomstick? ๐ Flying is fun, but she needs a ...
What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?
๐คธโโ๏ธ๐คนโโ๏ธ๐ What do these experts in flips, tricks, and fruit have in common? Let ...
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
๐ป What do ghosts use to wash their hair? They rely on spooky shampoo to keep it ...