Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ค It was just two-tired! ๐...
What do you do if youโre a fan of Draculaโs?
๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do w...
Why canโt the elephant use the computer?
๐ Why is the computer room always empty at the zoo? The answer is an ele-phainta...
What is a math teacherโs favorite type of dessert?
๐๐ฉ Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of ๐ฑ๐ช! ๐คฃ...
What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineโs Day?
๐น Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On ...
Whatโs a librarianโs favorite type of bait when fishing?
๐ฃ What's a librarian's favorite type of bait when fishing? ๐ Because they always...
What did the snowman have for breakfast?
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What is a witchโs favorite subject in school?
๐งโโ๏ธ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms...
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?
๐ What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? ๐ค Hint: It's not a fish, but...
Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
๐ฝ Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! ๐ค ...
What starts and ends with โeโ and only has one letter?
๐ What begins with "e" and concludes with "e", but has just one tiny ๐? ๐ค...
What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?
๐ Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper ...
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call two birds in love? ๐๐ฆ...
Whatโs the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
๐ฆ๐ฃ๏ธ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where ...
Which school supply is king of the classroom?
๐ In the kingdom of the classroom, who reigns supreme? This supply wears a crown...
What do you have in December that you donโt have in any other month?
In December, I sparkle and glow โจ But in other months, it's a no-show! ๐...
What do elves learn in school?
๐งโโ๏ธIn their magical school, elves find delight, Learning spells that sparkle oh...
What has an eye, but cannot see?
๐ I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! ...
Why did the pony get detention?
Why did the ๐ฆ get detention? ๐ค It couldn't resist horsing around! ๐๐...
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
๐ฅโ๏ธ, ๐โ๏ธ, ๐ฅฆโ๏ธ! What type of โ๏ธ๐ went on?...
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
๐ง๐ผ๐ค๐ซ Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? ๐ค๐งโโ๏ธ๐ Becau...
What has four wheels and flies?
What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ + ๐ชฐ = ?...
How do you catch a polar bear?
๐ In the land of ice and snow, a riddle I shall throw! โ๏ธ Tell me, dear folks, i...
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
๐บ๐ฅถ What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen ๐บ? A frosty tune? An icy jam? ...
What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
๐ต "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" ๐ต...
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
๐ฅ Which day does the potato dread? ๐ค It's the one where it's mashed and spread! ...
What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
๐๏ธ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? ๐ค His days were ...
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a ๐ with no ๐...
How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?
๐ป What's the secret of bears keeping their den cool in the summer? It's a ๐ฆ-lici...
Which flower talks the most?
In a garden so bright, a riddle takes flight ๐ผ Which flower loves to chat, from ...
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite fruit?
๐ป "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" ๐ asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I ...
Whatโs a spiderโs favorite thing to do on a computer?
๐ท๏ธ๐ธ๏ธ Tangled web, bugs beware! This arachnid's joy, it's only fair. On the keybo...