What was the bankerβs favorite player on the football team?
What player made the banker say π°π?...
Whatβs the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
π What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? π It's got letters that jingle,...
What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineβs Day?
πΉ Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On ...
Which is faster, heat or cold?
π₯ "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? π€ Prepare to be...
What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
πΆ This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away...
Why donβt animals eat clowns?
π€‘ Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ππΏ...
Which flower talks the most?
In a garden so bright, a riddle takes flight πΌ Which flower loves to chat, from ...
What time is it when you have a toothache?
π¦· When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?...
What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
ποΈ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? π€ His days were ...
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? π£ Time to solve this puzzling conundrum, folks...
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the π cross the π£οΈ? Spooky surprise or just to catch up with his funny b...
Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?
π§ββοΈ When the witch acted naughty, oh dear! π To a place not so cozy, I fear. πͺοΈ...
What do birds do on Halloween?
ππ¦ On Halloween, these feathered friends gather for a spooky celebration. Can yo...
Whatβs a librarianβs favorite type of bait when fishing?
π£ What's a librarian's favorite type of bait when fishing? π Because they always...
What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! βοΈπ½οΈ...
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
π§πΌπ€π« Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? π€π§ββοΈπ Becau...
What do you have in December that you donβt have in any other month?
In December, I sparkle and glow β¨ But in other months, it's a no-show! π...
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
π What feathered friend soars o'er the bay, with a name that's quite punny? This...
Whatβs the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
π¦π£οΈ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where ...
Why canβt the elephant use the computer?
π Why is the computer room always empty at the zoo? The answer is an ele-phainta...
What do you call a fish with no eye?
πWhat swims in the sea, but can't see? π€ This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! π...
Why didnβt Dracula have any friends?
π§ββοΈ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why...
Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog
πΆ Once upon a time, three men and a mischievous dog embarked on a quest. But oh ...
Whatβs a tornadoβs favorite game to play?
πͺοΈWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up...
Why did the pony get detention?
Why did the π¦ get detention? π€ It couldn't resist horsing around! ππ...
What did the snowman have for breakfast?
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What did one eye say to the other?
ποΈ"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-win...
What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?
π "Hands off my cheese, you cheeky thief! π§π"...
Why was Santaβs helper sad?
Why was Santa's helper sad? π
π»π§ββοΈ Because he couldn't find the Claus to his Jin...
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
πΊπ₯Ά What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen πΊ? A frosty tune? An icy jam? ...
Why couldnβt the boy go to the pirate movie?
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? π΄ββ οΈ Because he couldn't afford the...
How do you catch an unusual rabbit?
π° To catch an unusual rabbit, embrace your inner magician! Think outside the π© &...