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MLEVI mmoja aliingia baa akavuta kiti na kukaa mhudumu akatokea kumsikiliza. MHUDUMU: Nikusaidie nini? MLEVI: Eeh! nipe bia ya baridi kisaha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa, wape bia na wao maana sipendi kunywa pombe wengine wananiangalia Akaja mhudumu wa jikoni "nikusaidie nini?"
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MLEVI mmoja aliingia baa akavuta kiti na kukaa mhudumu akatokea kumsikiliza. MHUDUMU: Nikusaidie nini? MLEVI: Eeh! nipe bia ya baridi kisaha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa, wape bia na wao maana sipendi kunywa pombe wengine wananiangalia Akaja mhudumu wa jikoni "nikusaidie nini?"
MLEVI: Niletee supu kisha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa na wao wape supu sipendi kunywa supu watu wananiangalia Safari hii watu wakapiga makofi Baadae akamuita mhudumu MLEVI: Niandikie bili zangu kisha waandikie wote bili zao sipendi kulipa huku watu wananiangalia
Wale wateja wakamvaa na kumshushia kichapo… teh teh teh teh teh hii kali hakuna cha bure mjini hahahaha na jasho la mtu haliliwi wandugu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:03 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MAMBO YA FEDHA AISEE……. Kuna jamaa alipewa shilingi 983628763600/= …acha uvivu, najua hujasoma ni kiasi gani hicho cha fedha na mbaya zaidi hujagundua kwamba katikati ya namba hizo kuna herufi A… safi sana, najua umeangalia tena kuiona hiyo herufi, bahati mbaya hujaiona. 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:18:04 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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*Ama Kweli Mkuki Kwa Nguruwe kwa Binadamu Mchungu Skia Hii….!!*
*Ishawahi kutokea Pale nilipokutana njiani na mwalimu aliyekufundisha MATHS secondary afu akaniambia nimuelekeze njia ya kwenda sehemu fulani.*
*_Nenda mbele kama 2KM hivi kisha kata kushoto,ila hakikisha ANGLE inakuwa ni 30.5 KUSINI MASHARIKI.Kisha tumia PYTHAGORAS na hakikisha una FOUR FIGURE ili kupata thamani ya ANGLE._*
*Mwalimu alisonya na kuondoka.*😏😏😏😒😒
*Stakagi ujinga kabisa mimi, wakati ananichapa alifikiri sifa*😂😂
😅🙌🏽🙌🏽 *Mniache Tuu Mimi Sio Kwa Bifu Ilo Aiseee*🏃🏾
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:56:17 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
USIJIONE MJUAJI SAAAA…NA. Jamaa kamaliza chuo anarudi nyumbani kwa wazee, kufika nyumbani.
kwa furaha waliopata wazazi, mama aliamua kurosti kuku WAWILI(2) kwa ajili yao. Mezani jamaa akataka kuwadhihirishia kuwa yeye ni msomi, akawaambia "hawa kuku unaona wako wawili ila kwa kutumia sheria za arthematic na geometric kuna kuku watatu mezani" mama"hee embu tuoneshe mwanangu" jamaa akachukua kuku ya kwanza akainua juu "ngapi?" wazazi"moja" akainua wa pili "ngapi?" wazazi "mbili" akawarudisha akisema"wazee wangu nadhani japo shule hamkwenda ila mnajua moja+mbili=tatu so tuna kuku watatu mezani" baba"mmh kweli mwanangu umesoma. SASA TUFANYE IVI MIMI NACHUKUA KUKU MOJA NA MAMA YAKO WA PILI WE UTAKULA UYO WA TATU ULIYOSEMA"
