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Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:11 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
1, mwanaume kuoga haraka haraka ili uwahi kuangalia igizo, huo ni UMAMA..๐
2, mwanaume kupiga picha umeng'ata Lips na Unapiga na Camera Beauty Plus huo ni UMAMA..๐
3, Mwanaume kuangalia tamthilia na Jamai Raja na Maigizo kwenye chanel ya sinema zetu wakati mechi za kombe la dunia zinaendelea, pia nawe ni MMAMAAโฆ๐๐
4, Mwanaume kuandika 'Jomon' badala ya Jamani, kuandika 'Pw' badala ya Poa, kuandika 'Thatha' badala ya Sasa, kumwandikia mwanaume mwenzio 'Mambo my' Huu ni UDADA, tena UDADA wa CHUO..๐ . 5, Mwanaume kunywa soda au Juice na kubakisha, kununua chakula halafu unakibakisha, kubagua bagua chakula na kujamba hovyo hovyo baada ya kushiba, huo nao ni UMAMAA..๐ . 6, Mwanaume kumuuliza mwanaume mwenzio anapata faida gani kuangalia Mpira, pia nawe ni MMAMAโฆ . ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:55:49 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Ukioa mke asiyesoma hata hili unaweza kufanya
KUOA MKE AMBAE HAJASOMA RAHA SANA LEO NIMEMUAMBIA MWEZI HUU HATUTOLIPWA MSHAHARA KWAKUA HAUNA TR 30 KAENDA KUNGALIA KARENDA KARUDI ANANIAMBIA HAMNA SHIDA MME WANGU TUTAVUMILIA TU
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:20 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
BONGO USANII UMEZIDI DAAH!!
โฆyani nakupeleka dinner unakula sana vipaja vya kuku na chips yai halafu nakupeleka bar unakunywa sana tu, tukitoka hapo nakupeleka club, Masaa yote hayo hakumbuki kuniambia upo periods hadi mdaa wakwenda kulala ndo beiby nipo kwenye siku zangu!! jamani jamaniโฆ Hapo ndo unaanza kupiga hesabu pesa iliyopotea buree๐๐๐๐
Ndooo maana mabinti wa kibongo ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป
Angalia huyu mvulana anachomwambia huyu daktari baada ya rafiki yake wa kike kupata ujauzito
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:05 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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MVULANA:ย Daktari, rafiki yangu wa kike ni mjamzito, lakini mara zote nimekua nikitumia kinga. Inawezekanaje hii?
DAKTARI:ย Ngoja nikusimulie hadithi. Kulikua na Muindaji ambaye alikua anabeba bunduki kila aendako. Siku moja, alichukua mwamvuli badala ya bunduki na akaenda nayo. Ghafla akatokea Simba mbele yake. Ili amtishie Simba, muindaji akatumia mwamvuli na kummiminia risasi Simba. Simba akafa palepale!
MVULANA:ย Sio kweli!! Lazima kulikua na mtu mwengine pembeni aliyempiga risasi Simba.
Kilichompata huyu anayependa kusoma SMS za watu kwenye daladala
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jana nilipanda daladala nikapata seat nikaketi, nikawa nimejiachia ninachati kwenye simu yangu(Smart phone), kukawa na jamaa kasimama pembeni yangu, ye hakupata seat. Sasa akawa anasoma message zangu bila aibu yani anafutilia ninavyochatiโฆ
Basi nikasema ngoja nimtie Adabu mshenzi huyuโฆ. Nikacheck saa yangu yamkononi kisha nikatext:ย "Oya Ben Kwaheri bwana, zimebaki sekunde 30 tu hili bomu๐ฃ lilipukeโฆ najua hatutaonana tena, nitunzie Familia yangu, wambie nawapenda sanaโฆ"ย Yule jamaa akajirusha dirishaniโฆโฆ๐๐
โkwani mi napenda ujinga xx ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐