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Kilichotokea baada ya bibi na babu kukumbukia mahaba ya ujanani
Mzee wa miaka 60 alimwambia mkewe, leo nataka tukumbukie enzi zetu kutongozana, mke akajibu sawa, inabidi unisubiri mwembeni saa 1 usiku nitapita, mzee akafika saa 1 alikaa hadi saa 5 usiku, aliporudi nyumbani akamuuliza mkewe kwa hasira; sasa tumepanga nin halafu haujatokea ?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:46 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzee wa miaka 60 alimwambia mkewe, leo nataka tukumbukie enzi zetu kutongozana, mke akajibu sawa, inabidi unisubiri mwembeni saa 1 usiku nitapita, mzee akafika saa 1 alikaa hadi saa 5 usiku, aliporudi nyumbani akamuuliza mkewe kwa hasira; sasa tumepanga nin halafu haujatokea ?
Mke; leo mama alinikataza nictoke nyumbani usiku nijisomee ! Babu hoii…
Angalia huyu house girl wa mzungu alichokifanya na anachokisema
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:31 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
House girl mmoja alipewa kazi na mzungu mara akavunja sahani. Mzungu aliporejea,kazin akamuuliza 'what happened to my plate? House girl akajbu: 'The dog wow wow friji paaa, mchuzi mwaaaa the vyombo pangalapangala the sahan ngelengenjee……the pasuka paaaaaaaa 😂😂😂😂hadi saiz mzungu bado anasoma dictionary hajui lugha gani imetumika
MLEVI; "Nakunywa bia tano! MCHUNGAJI; "Bia moja bei gani!? MLEVU; "2500/ MCHUNGAJI; "Ulianza lini kunywa bia!? MLEVI; "Miaka 18 iliyopita!
MCHUNGAJI; "Kwa hiyo kwa siku unatumia zaidi ya 10,000?? MLEVI; "Ndio! MCHUNGAJI; "Kama u gekuwa unatunza hiyo pesa 10,000 kwa siku leo hii si ungekuwa na Range Rover!? MLEVI; "Samahani, naweza kukuuliza swali!? MCHUNGAJI; "Uliza! MLEVI; "Unakunywa bia!? MCHUNGAJI; "Hapana! MLEVI; "Nionyeshe Range Rover yako! MCHUNGAJI; "akasepa"
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:57:33 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
WACHEPUKAJI WENGI WANATABIA HIZI
1.Hachezi mbali na simu yake kila wakati. 2.Inbox na sending items hufutwa kila wakati. 3.Ukimuomba simu yake ghafla lazima akwambie hebu kwanza……. 4. Kamwe haiiti always vaibration. 5. Namba nyingi ha save. 6. Kuna simu hapokei hata iweje….anapenda sms zaidi 7.Majina mengi kwenye simu yameseviwa kwa majina ya kufikirika. 8.Muda mwingi ni mtu wakujihami. 9.Anapenda password na anabadili mara kwa mara. 10.Akiazima simu yako, akitumia tu anafuta dial no haraka. 11.Always yuko na simu…..hadi bafuni ikibidi. 12. Anajazba ukimuuliza chochote kuhusu simu….anajishtukia. 13. Akiwa anachati anakuangalia mara kwa mara kiwiziwizi 14. Hana jeuri ya kukuweka profile picture na akikuweka humalizi masaa anakudampu huko Hapa kuna ukweli asilimia millioni moja kabisa Share na washikaji zako😜😜😜😜😜
Zuzu kaniuliza, "Anko, unajua vitu vinavyoanzia na K ni vitamu sana."
Nikashtuka, "Astaghafilulah we mtoto! Niondolee wehu wako hapa!"
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Zuzu kaniuliza, "Anko, unajua vitu vinavyoanzia na K ni vitamu sana."
Nikashtuka, "Astaghafilulah we mtoto! Niondolee wehu wako hapa!"
Zuzu akatabasamu. Akaendelea kuongea kabla sijafanikiwa kumzuia. "Kweli kabisa anko. Vitu vinavyoanza na K ni vitamu sana kwa mfano kuku, kalimati, keki, kabab, katleti, kashata, kisheti na karoti."
Nikashusha pumzi. "Ahaa! Kumbe ndo hivyo, ni kweli!"
Zuzu akanitupia swali. "Kwani we anko ulidhani nini?"
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:02:15 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Et jamaa kawekwa jela kwa kosa la kupoteza mamiilion.ya kampun akiwa gerezan babayake alituma barua Ikisema yan.mwanangu tumapata shida maana shamba halijalimwa na jatujii litalimwaje na msimu ndio huo nataman.ungekuwepo ningepata msaada wa kulimiwa hili shamba
Yule kijana alijibu tafadhal baba usilime hilo shamba maana pesa zote nilizo ibwa nimeficha.huko
Kwakuwa barua zote laxima zipite kwa mkuu wa gereza ndio xiende kwa muhusika kesho yake mzee alikuwa shamba lote limelimwaa na polisi
Akatuma ujumbe tena yule kijana Nashukulu umepata msaada sasa nazan unaweza ukaendelea kupanda mazao shamban.kwetu😂😂😂😂😂
