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Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:27 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Leo nimeenda mahakamani, mara judge akasema.. Order! Order… Mimi na kiherehere changu nikasema.. Chapati .. Maziwa na ovacado tatu … Nimewekwa kwa karoom kengine hapa kanagiza.. i think wananiandalia chapati 😀😁😀😁😀😁😀😁😂
Madhara ya kubeba nauli kamili tuu. Cheki kilichonipata
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:49:10 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kubeba nauli kamili nayo ni shida Yani nimepanda daladala Kondakta mmoja akaingia kwenye Gari amevaa suti za blue za daladala na miwani Kisha akakusanya pesa Gari Zima alafu akakaa siti ya nyuma baade Kondakta mwingine akaanza kukusanya pesa watu wakalalamika na kusema tayari tumelipa na kumuonyesha tuliemlipa Kondakta akacheka na kusema huyo tuliemlipa ni kipofu na alikuwa anaomba msaada..!!
Watoto wa siku hizi ni shida! Angalia huyu mtoto anachomwambia baba yake
Ka ni wewe?
DOGO: baba mi siendi tena shule inaonekana walimu hawana uhakika na majibu yao.
BABA: Kwanini unasema hivyo?
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:48 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Ka ni wewe?
DOGO: baba mi siendi tena shule inaonekana walimu hawana uhakika na majibu yao.
BABA: Kwanini unasema hivyo?
DOGO: juzi walisema 3+4= 7, jana wakasema 1+6=7, halafu leo wanasema 5+2=7 sasa huoni kama wanatuchanganya.
ungekua wewe ungemjibu nini
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:07 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kusaidia Mtoto wa Nursery Homework ni Ngumu. Unamuuliza "Nina Pipi Tano, nikiwagawia Watoto Watatu, kila mmoja Pipi Mojamoja nabakiwa na ngapi? Anakwambia, "toa Kwanza nizione.."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:38 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kuna mchepuko nilimtumia nauli jana ili aje,.kwang sasa leo kaniambia eti " nimesahau ile line yenye M-pesa home plz nitumie tena kwa tigo mpenz""!! Me nikajifanya chizi nikatuma Kule kule kwenye voda (aliosema kaacha home) Nikatuma huko message ivi "nikuongezee Sh. Ngapi tena mpenz..!!" Akanjbu "elfu 20,000 tu mpenzi" Mtuhurumie jamani 😂😂😂
Nilichomfanyia huyu aliyenizingua nilipomuazimisha pasi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:03:53 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 Jana nimeenda kuazima pasi chumba jirani, ili ninyooshe nguo zangu, Jamaa wakaniambia nichukue nguo nikanyooshe room kwao maana hawataki pasi yao itoke. Sasa leo amekuja mmoja wao kuazima mopper akasafishe room, nimemwambia aje adekie humu humu…
Jamaa ameondoka nadhani atakua ameenda kuchukua maji 🤒🤒🤒
