Article: 1000+ Vichekesho vipya: Vichekesho vya AckySHINE - Topic 4

Tofauti ya mke na mchepuko!!!

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Hii ndiyo sababu ya kumfanya huyu jamaa kujiita fara

MZEE:"sasa huyu mgeni sijui alale wap?"
MKE:"saa hizi ni usiku akalale na Bebi."
jamaa akaona huyo Bebi pengne mtoto anakojoa kitandani au akalia asije msumbua usiku

JAMAA:"msipate tabu mi ntalala hapa kwenye kochi" akalala
asubh wanakunywa

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Ndoa zina mambo, cheki haya mambo ya mtu na mke wake

Mke: mume wangu leo 2badilishe stail kwani nimechoka kla siku hiyo hiyo tu
Mme: kwel mke wang hata mimi nilikuwa nataka nikuambie hivyo hivyo

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Dunia ina mambo! Angalia kilichotokea baada ya mgonjwa kuwekewa macho ya paka

Kuna jamaa alipata ajali akapofuka macho👀, akaenda hospital akawekewa macho ya paka🐈🐱, dokta akamuuliza: vipi saizi unaona?

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Duh! Kizungu kigumu, cheki alichojibu huyu

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Angalia huyu jamaa alivyowafanyia watu uhuni bar

Jamaa kaingia Bar;
Jamaa: Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na mpe kila mtu humu ndani kinywaji, maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima kila mtu apate kinywaji. Haraka sana muhudumu akagawa vinywaji,

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Cheka kidogo hapa. Huyu Chizi Kachizika Kweli

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Watoto wa siku hizi ni shida! Angalia huyu mtoto anachomwambia baba yake

Ka ni wewe? DOGO: baba mi siendi tena shule inaonekana walimu hawana uhakika na majibu yao. BABA: Kwanini unasema hivyo?

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Angalia nilivyookoa maisha ya mtu leo

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Muda mzuri wa kulipa mahari

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Tofauti ya mke na mchepuko!!!

Hii ndiyo sababu ya kumfanya huyu jamaa kujiita fara

Ndoa zina mambo, cheki haya mambo ya mtu na mke wake

Dunia ina mambo! Angalia kilichotokea baada ya mgonjwa kuwekewa macho ya paka

Duh! Kizungu kigumu, cheki alichojibu huyu

```Nimetoka interview hapa ya job flani

Wameniuliza "so how far did you go with your education?", nikawaambia.. """""I didn't go very far because our school was just behind our house"""

wameniambia ningojee watanipigia!```…….

😀 your prayers plz

Angalia huyu jamaa alivyowafanyia watu uhuni bar

Cheka kidogo hapa. Huyu Chizi Kachizika Kweli

Watoto wa siku hizi ni shida! Angalia huyu mtoto anachomwambia baba yake

Angalia nilivyookoa maisha ya mtu leo

Muda mzuri wa kulipa mahari

Amini Nawaambieni

Hakuna Muda Mzuri wa Kulipa Mahari Kama Mwezi January. Baba Mkwe Anapokea Hata Buku Kumi…. 😄😄😛😝😛😝

🎉 Motivation

Tofauti ya mke na mchepuko!!!

Hii ndiyo sababu ya kumfanya huyu jamaa kujiita fara

Ndoa zina mambo, cheki haya mambo ya mtu na mke wake

Dunia ina mambo! Angalia kilichotokea baada ya mgonjwa kuwekewa macho ya paka

Duh! Kizungu kigumu, cheki alichojibu huyu

```Nimetoka interview hapa ya job flani

Wameniuliza "so how far did you go with your education?", nikawaambia.. """""I didn't go very far because our school was just behind our house"""

wameniambia ningojee watanipigia!```…….

😀 *your prayers plz*

Angalia huyu jamaa alivyowafanyia watu uhuni bar

Cheka kidogo hapa. Huyu Chizi Kachizika Kweli

Watoto wa siku hizi ni shida! Angalia huyu mtoto anachomwambia baba yake

Angalia nilivyookoa maisha ya mtu leo

Muda mzuri wa kulipa mahari

Amini Nawaambieni

Hakuna Muda Mzuri wa Kulipa Mahari Kama Mwezi January. Baba Mkwe Anapokea Hata Buku Kumi…. 😄😄😛😝😛😝

😀 your prayers plz