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Pale umapofanya interview huku ukijua hutapata kazi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:20 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Pale unaitwa kufanya interview na unajua tuu hutapata kazi tuuβ¦.. Interviewer: where were u born? Guy: Tanzania Interviewer: okay which part? Guy: what do u mean which part, the whole body was born in Tanzania.. πππ Cpendagi ujinga mim
Mke anamwambia mme wake kuwa angetamani mme wake awe tajiri cheki alichojibiwa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:03:41 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mke; mme wangu ungekuwa tajiri ningefurahi Mimi; kwa nini? Mke; ungekuta na sisi tuna gari nzuri hatutembeu kwa mguu Mimi; ah wap,unadhani ningekuwa tajiri ningekuwa na wewe?ungekuta natoka na kina wema,zariβ¦ πππ naona anakusanya nguo zake itakuwa anaenda kufua
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:01 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wadada wembamba hebu nenepeni basi mnatupa tabu kusoma maneno ya kwenye kanga jamanii β¦β¦β¦mnaviringisha kanga mwili mara 3 mpaka maandishii hayaonekanii
Kwa hiki kilichonikuta sitadanganya tena kuanzia leo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:58:54 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Juzi nikitoka church nilipanda kihiace na kulikuwa na mrembo mkali hujawahi kuona,kila kijana alikuwa akimtupia macho,so me nilikuwa na wepesi wa kuongea naye kirahisi coz nilikuwa kando yake,,, Sasa kama unavyojuwa wanaume kwa kujikosha Nikaimigine mtto ananiangalia so nikaamuwa kupiga fake phone "Hello Mr. Supervisor,nitachalewa kidogo coz kuna mahali nitapitia, so nipelekee tu hyo Ferrari yangu nyumbani"
Nikaona mrembo ameniangalia kwa macho ya husda apo nkajua nimeuwa ndege kwa jiwe moja, nkaamua kujikosha mtt wa kiume , "niaje mrembo", akanikazia macho kisha akaniambia, "Shika battery yako uliangusha ukitoa simu"
Icho kicheko watu walicheka hujawahi ona jooo adi ikabidi dereva aegeshe gari watu wacheke kwanza ππππππππππππππππ Nikaona isiwe tabu nikashukia pale paleπΆπΏπΆπΏπΆπΏ
Tujifunze kusema ukweli kwani uongo sio mzuri hata kwa Munguβ¦ πππππ
Hii ndio maana ya Matatizo, usiombee hili likukute
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:58 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Matatizo ni nini???
`Matatizo ni pale unapokuwa umefika ukweni usiku na haja kubwa ikakubana na hukuwa unajua choo kilipo, ukatoka nje na kujisaidia kwenye majani kumbe ni mboga asubuhi ukasikia mama mkwe anasema kuna mjinga kajisaidia kwenye mboga na kaangusha pochi yake hapohapo haa! Vile unajisachi pochi hamna na kulikuwa na passport,vitambulisho, kadi ya benki, pesa zaidi ya laki 2 na nusu, funguo za nyumba yako, ` π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:25 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Hakuna siku mbaya maishan kuona mtu uliyesoma naye darasa moja, anakupita na private car,, afu we umeninginia kwenye daladala,,, tena ulikua unamzid akili πππhapo Ndo utajua kwann gunia na dunia vinatofautiana neno moja