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Kubeba nauli kamili nayo ni shidaYani nimepanda daladalaKondakta mmoja akaingia kwenye Gari amevaa suti za blue za daladala na miwani Kisha akakusanya pesa Gari Zima alafu akakaa siti ya nyuma baade Kondakta mwingine akaanza kukusanya pesa watu wakalalamika na kusema tayari tumelipa na kumuonyesha t…
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