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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine ยท 207

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What starts and ends with โ€œeโ€ and only has one letter?

๐ŸŒŸ What begins with "e" and concludes with "e", but has just one tiny ๐Ÿ’Œ? ๐Ÿค”

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What smells the best at Thanksgiving?

๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ‚ What aroma tickles your ๐Ÿ‘ƒ at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your ๐Ÿ˜‹ and your tummy rumble! Can you guess? ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ’จ

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What is a topโ€™s favorite ride at the amusement park?

๐ŸŽข What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At the amusement park, it's quite clear, A ride that brings a top utmost cheer! ๐ŸŽ 

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What does Santa clean his sleigh with?

๐ŸŽ… What does Santa clean his sleigh with? โ„๏ธ๐Ÿงน It's not soap or water, that's just sly! ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿงผ His secret's unique, it's oh-so bright! ๐Ÿ’กโœจ A magical tool that sparkles at night! ๐Ÿช„โœจ Guess if you can, this riddle's a blast! ๐ŸŽ‰ But beware, the answer's not what you'd think, so fast! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿš€

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What has an eye, but cannot see?

๐Ÿ‘€ I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! From day to night, my vision's a blur, Guess who I am, with no sight to refer?

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What has 18 legs and catches flies?

What ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ has 18 legs, ๐ŸฆŸ can't escape, and ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ runs away from?

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What gives you the power to walk through a wall?

๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธWhen you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save you from a fall. With my mighty force, I'll make you chuckle and grin, Guess me right and the victory you'll win! ๐Ÿค”โœจ

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What kind of table can you have for dinner?

๐Ÿฝ๏ธ What kind of table can you have for dinner? ๐Ÿค”โ“ It's not just any table... it's a table with a ๐Ÿš€! Guess the answer, if you're able! ๐Ÿ˜‰โœจ

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What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineโ€™s Day?

๐ŸŒน Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On Valentine's Day, avoid this bloom, Or else you'll end up in the doghouse room! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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What is Draculaโ€™s favorite fruit?

๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm ๐Ÿงกing it!"? ๐ŸŸ

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What is a witchโ€™s favorite subject in school?

๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms and brews potions? ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ”ฎ It's a witch's ultimate passion! Can you guess?

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What lights up a stadium?

I'm a dazzling star, you can't resist my glow! ๐Ÿ”† What am I, making a stadium's night show?

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?

๐ŸŒŠ What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? ๐Ÿค” Hint: It's not a fish, but something quite squishy and round! ๐Ÿ™๐ŸŽˆ

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What kind of weather does a turkey like?

๐ŸฆƒI gobble and wobble, feathers all a-flutter, But when it's โœจsunnyโ˜€๏ธ, I complain and utter. Rainy days, oh how I can't resist, For this turkey, it's a dream, like ๐ŸŽ‰turkey paradise!๐Ÿ—

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What kind of murderer has fiber?

๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ What kind of murderer has fiber? Sneaky suspect, always full of surprises! ๐Ÿ”Ž๐Ÿ˜‚

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