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Mtalii: Do you have vegetables here.Mtafsiri: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa.Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna.Mtafsiri: No sir, they don't have.Mtalii: OK, fine, do you have hot dogs.Mtafsiri: Sawa, je mnao mbwa wa moto.Waiter: Loh! Bwana we, hatupiki mbwa hapa.Mtafsiri: …
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