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Cheka kidogo hapa. Huyu Chizi Kachizika Kweli

Mvaa milegezo alizidiwa na pombe akaenda kulala dampo,Chizi mwingne naye akaenda hukohuko, alipofika dampo akakuta mlevi kalala matako wazi,chizi akaanza kuyashikashika huku akisema, kweli duniani kuna watu matajiri, haya matako si mazima kabisa wao wameyatupa…

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Hapa itakuaje?

NAJISIKIA NIMEBOEKA…SIJUI NIENDE KAMBI YOYOTE YA JESHI NITEREMSHE BENDERAALAFU NITOKE MBIO…..πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸƒπŸΎπŸƒπŸΎπŸƒπŸΎπŸƒπŸΎπŸƒπŸΎπŸƒπŸΎ

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Duh! Hiki nacho chombo cha moto?

_Sheria inasema kila anaetembea na chombo cha moto barabarani sharti awe na leseni.__Sasa hawa wauza kahawa mbona wanatembea na chombo cha moto lakini hawakamatwi 😑.__Hizi sheria zinapendelea._πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Huyu mke ni shida!

MUME: "Unajua mi unanishangaza sana, kila siku nakusikia mara useme TV yangu, gari yangu, chumbani kwangu, mara hoo watoto wangu. Sisi ni mke na mume, kila kitu ni chetu. Jirekebishe bwana".πŸ‘΄πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜’MKE: Yuko kimya anaendelea na shughuli zake za kupekua kabatini ka…

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Balaa la mitoto isiyopenda shule

SINA MBAVU NA HIKI KISA;BALAA LA MITOTO ISIYOPENDA SHULE!Baada ya mwiz kuvamia nyumba moja usiku na kuiba vitu vngi wakati anajiandaa kuondoka ghafla akadakwa mguu na dogoDOGO: Usipoondoka na begi langu la shule NAPIGA KELELE….πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Ni wazo tuu!

Siyo watu wote wanaokuuliza kwamba watoto hawajambo,wanakuuliza kwa nia nzuri,wengine wanaulizia watoto wao waliozaa na mkeo.duh!! tutafika kwelπŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

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Tofauti kati ya mwanamke na mwanamme

UTOFAUTI KATI YA MWANAMKE NA MWANAUME1. Kwenye mshituko; mwanaume hushituka halafu huangalia nini kimemshitua, mwanamke hushituka halafu huzimia hivyo ataambiwa na mwanaume kilichomshituaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚2. Kwenye kupenda; mwanaume huanza kutamani alafu hupenda, mwanamke hua…

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Duh! Wanaume jamani…

Lakini sisi wanaume hatuko fair … Yani demu anang'ng'ana kujipodoa uso na sisi tunaangalia matako. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†mungu anatuona jamanπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†Makeup ya matako iletwe

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Hii sasa ni kali

Siku izi kujuana kumezidi hata ukienda msibani kama hauna connection hauli msosiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Biashara ambayo imefeli

*TEACHER*: _nielezee biashara ambayo imefeli kutokana na uzembe*STUDENT*: Changudoa akipata mimba…*TEACHER*: _get Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Sipendi ujinga. Cheki nilichokifanya

Nimeingia chumban nikakuta panya wamekula dawa yangu ya minyoo, Na mimi nimechukua yakwao nikanywa. Sipendagi ujinga mm!!😏😏😏

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Huyu jamaa amekomeshwa, majambazi ni shida!

CHEKA KIDOGOMajambaz waliliteka gar moja lililokua limeshehen abiriaBaada ya abiria kusachiwa na majambaz hao na kukutwa hawana pesa, majambaz wakasema kila m2 atapigwa viboko (bakora) kutokana na namba ya shati alilovaaAliyekua hana namba atasalimikaKaz ikaan…

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Maajabu ya wananchi wa Tanzania, Je, wajua hili?

JE WAJUA TANZANIA NI NCHI PEKEE AMBAYO WATU WANAPOANZA KUCHAT huanza kwa kiingereza 'morning' na hupiga stor zote kwa kiswahil mwishon humalizia tena kwa kiingereza ' g9t

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Muda ambao unaweza kumzoea dingi

Muda pekee ambao unaweza kumzoea DINGI ni pale unapomfundisha kutumia SMARTPHONE….Wanakuwaga wapole sana aisee unaweza hata kumuagiza maji ya kunywa akakuletea….πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Nimeitoa sehemu

If…99 is: Ninety nine,88 is: Eighty eight,77 is: Seventy seven,66 is: Sixty six,55 is: Fifty five,44 is: Forty four,33 is: Thirty three,22 is: Twenty two,Why 11 not Onety one?Wazungu msitufanye Vilaza….!! πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚Mungu anawaona

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