| Where did the king keep his army? |
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| What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
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| Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? |
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| What do you call a pig that does karate? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? |
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| What smells the best at Thanksgiving? |
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| What starts and ends with âeâ and only has one letter? |
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| What do you call a left-handed dog? |
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| What dies but never lives? |
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| Why did the dog keep tripping? |
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| How does the Easter Bunny travel? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| What kind of weather does a turkey like? |
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| Why was the math book always worried? |
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| Why do cowboys ride horses? |
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| What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? |
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| What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? |
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| Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? |
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| Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| Whatâs the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| What has two legs but canât walk? |
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| What do you call a fly with no wings? |
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| Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
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| Why do bees have sticky hair? |
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| What did the turkey stay before it was roasted? |
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| Whatâs a ghostâs favorite dessert? |
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| What did the stamp say to the envelope? |
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| Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved? |
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| Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? |
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| What is Draculaâs favorite fruit? |
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| Why didnât the oven go to college? |
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| What was the bankerâs favorite player on the football team? |
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| What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? |
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| What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineâs Day? |
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| What is a math teacherâs favorite type of dessert? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| Why donât animals eat clowns? |
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| What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? |
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| Whatâs a frogâs favorite game? |
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| Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? |
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| What is a topâs favorite ride at the amusement park? |
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| What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt? |
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| What did the baker say to his wife? |
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| Whatâs a rabbitâs favorite kind of music? |
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| Where do polar bears keep their money? |
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