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83983 Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster! View
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83669 Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit View
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38885 Where did the bird go when he lost a feather? View
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38908 Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell? View
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38904 Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? View
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38905 Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? View
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38906 Who is Knocking? View
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38907 Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog View
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38900 Which flower talks the most? View
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38901 Which is faster, heat or cold? View
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38902 Which monster is the best dance partner? View
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38903 Which school supply is king of the classroom? View
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38895 Where do polar bears vote? View
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38896 Where does the witch park her vehicle? View
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38897 Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends? View
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38898 Which Budgie owns the cage? View
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38899 Which bus crossed the ocean? View
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38880 What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? View
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38881 What’s the smartest insect around? View
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38882 What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? View
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38883 Where can you always find a peacock? View
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38884 Where can you learn to make ice cream? View
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38886 Where did the king keep his army? View
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38887 Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved? View
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38888 Where do baby pens spend their day? View
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38889 Where do books hide when they’re scared? View
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38890 Where do cows go on the weekend? View
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38891 Where do ghosts go for a swim? View
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38892 Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? View
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38879 What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex? View
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38893 Where do pencils go for vacation? View
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38894 Where do polar bears keep their money? View
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38913 Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? View
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38914 Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie? View
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38915 Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team? View
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38916 Why did the book join the police force? View
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38909 Why are elephants such bad dancers? View
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38910 Why are there fences around cemeteries? View
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38911 Why can’t skeletons play music? View
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38912 Why can’t the elephant use the computer? View
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38917 Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? View
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38918 Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer? View
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38936 Why do birds fly south for the winter? View
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38937 Why do cowboys ride horses? View
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38933 Why didn’t the oven go to college? View
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38934 Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? View
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38935 Why do bees have sticky hair? View
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38930 Why did the skeleton cross the road? View
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38931 Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? View
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38932 Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? View
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38927 Why did the man take his clock to the vet? View
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38928 Why did the pony get detention? View
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38929 Why did the robber take a shower? View
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38925 Why did the girl put lipstick on her head? View
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38926 Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? View
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38921 Why did the chicken go to jail? View
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38922 Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? View
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38923 Why did the dog keep tripping? View
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38924 Why did the elephant cross the road? View
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38919 Why did the boy run around his bed? View
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38920 Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? View
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38949 Why was the clown crying? View
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38950 Why was the computer cold? View
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38951 Why was the math book always worried? View
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38952 Why was the turkey arrested? View
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38953 Why are fish so smart? View
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38954 Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? View
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38955 Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert? View
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38945 Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? View
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38946 Why was Santa’s helper sad? View
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38947 Why was six afraid of seven? View
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38948 Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? View
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38942 Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? View
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38943 Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? View
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38944 Why is the forest so noisy? View
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38939 Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? View
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38940 Why don’t animals eat clowns? View
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38941 Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? View
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38938 Why do eggs hate jokes? View
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38956 Why couldn't the pirate play cards? View
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38767 What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? View
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38774 What does a skeleton order for dinner? View
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38777 What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? View
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38770 What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple? View
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38771 What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? View
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38772 What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? View
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38773 What do you give a sick lemon? View
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38768 What do you call two birds in love? View
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38769 What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s? View
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38785 What kind of music do mummies like best? View
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38793 What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? View
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38789 What lights up a stadium? View
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38790 What makes a skeleton laugh? View
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38791 What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt? View
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38792 What runs but never walks? View
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38784 What kind of murderer has fiber? View
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38786 What kind of table can you have for dinner? View
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38787 What kind of weather does a turkey like? View
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38788 What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? View
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38781 What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? View
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38782 What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? View
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38783 What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day? View
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38776 What gives you the power to walk through a wall? View
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38778 What has 18 legs and catches flies? View
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38779 What has an eye, but cannot see? View
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38780 What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park? View
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38775 What does Santa clean his sleigh with? View
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38794 What smells the best at Thanksgiving? View
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38795 What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? View
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38801 What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team? View
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38802 What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? View
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38807 What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? View
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38799 What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? View
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38800 What was born to succeed? View
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38797 What type of diet did the snowman go on? View
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38798 What type of dog loves going to the groomer? View
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38796 What time is it when you have a toothache? View
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38813 What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? View
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38820 What has two legs but can’t walk? View
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38821 What is a kitten’s favorite dessert? View
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38817 What’s black and white over and over again? View
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38818 What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? View
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38819 What has four wheels and flies? View
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38814 What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer? View
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38815 What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play? View
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38816 What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? View
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38809 What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house? View
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38810 What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing? View
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38811 What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool? View
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38812 What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? View
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38805 What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme? View
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38806 What’s a frog’s favorite game? View
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38808 What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? View
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38803 What’s a bat’s favorite pastime? View
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38804 What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport? View
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38822 What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert? View
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38698 What do you call a fish with no eye? View
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38699 What do you call a fly with no wings? View
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38700 What do you call a left-handed dog? View
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38701 What do you call a pig that does karate? View
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38702 What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? View
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38703 What do you call a shoe made from a banana? View
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38704 What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? View
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38705 What do you call a worm with no teeth? View
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38694 What do ghosts use to wash their hair? View
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38695 What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? View
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38696 What do witches order at hotels? View
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38697 What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? View
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38690 What do a car and an elephant have in common? View
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38691 What do birds do on Halloween? View
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38692 What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? View
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38693 What do elves learn in school? View
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38686 What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together? View
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38687 What did the teacher do at the beach? View
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38689 What dies but never lives? View
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38683 What did the spoon say to the knife? View
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38684 What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? View
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38685 What did the stamp say to the envelope? View
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38669 What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well? View
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38682 What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®? View
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38688 What did the turkey stay before it was roasted? View
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38670 What did the duck say to the clown? View
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38671 What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? View
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38672 What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn? View
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38673 What did the hamburger name her daughter? View
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38674 What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? View
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38676 What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese? View
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38677 What did the ocean say to the beach? View
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38678 What did the owl say to his sweetheart? View
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38679 What did the paper clip say to the magnet? View
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38668 What did the dinner plate say to the cup? View
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38675 What did the monster ask his sweetheart? View
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38680 What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? View
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38681 What did the snowman have for breakfast? View
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38663 What did the baker say to his wife? View
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38664 What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? View
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38666 What did the carrot say to the mushroom? View
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38667 What did the circle say to the triangle? View
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38660 What did one eye say to the other? View
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38661 What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? View
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38662 What did the apple tree say to the farmer? View
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38657 What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball? View
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38658 What bird loves construction work? View
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38659 What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? View
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38653 How does the Easter Bunny travel? View
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38654 How long should an elephant’s legs be? View
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38656 What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? View
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38665 What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day? View
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38651 How do you catch a polar bear? View
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38652 How do you catch an unusual rabbit? View
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38647 How did the boy react when his turtle died? View
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38648 How did the hairdresser win the race? View
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38649 How do bears keep their den cool in the summer? View
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38650 How do monsters tell their fortunes? View
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38645 Are turkey leftovers good for your health? View
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38646 How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? View
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38655 If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? View
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