Misemo 17 ya kuchekesha

✍️ SW - Melkisedeck Shine📅 2022-03-17 13:58:58💬 296 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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1) gari la kuvutwa halina overtake
2) kisigino hakikakai mbele
3) wimbo wa taifa haupgwi disko
4) feni haiwashwi beach
5) mshkaki hauchomwi kwa jiko la ges
6) mganga haagiz tembele
7) hata bibi alikuwa bint
8) mke wa mtu sumu,mume wamtu maziwa
9) kipara bila pesa ni kovu
10) mbwa hanenepi migiuu
11) picha ya rais haina bodyguard
12) mjini shule kijiji tuition
13) saa ya ukutani haivaliwi mkonon
14) heshima pesa shkamoo makelele
15) ulinz pesa bastora mzgo
16) kuku ni kuku jogoo mbwembwe
17) kusoma kuelewa kukesha mbwembwe

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Alex Nyamweya2024-07-21 18:27:15

😂 Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu sana!

Guest2025-08-09 03:53:03

MISEMO

Guest2025-08-15 19:40:20

Balaaaa

Guest2025-08-20 21:39:36

Dah: mnachekesha kweli ety

Guest2025-10-08 01:19:43

ya ni abu apa kutoka sido nilikua naomb mniunge namimi niwe natupia misemo watu walike

Guest2025-11-09 13:02:29

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Guest2025-11-09 12:55:52

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Guest2025-12-30 11:29:52

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Guest2026-02-09 06:54:11

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Guest2025-10-07 23:53:40

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Guest2026-04-23 09:15:57

Umetisha sana

Guest2025-11-09 12:19:04

ABU sido misemo
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Guest2026-04-10 18:20:19

Atar

Guest2025-11-09 12:21:55

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Guest2026-01-02 00:25:09

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Guest2026-04-17 12:55:42

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Guest2026-03-20 06:26:37

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Wande2024-07-21 04:55:43

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Guest2025-08-20 16:03:57

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John Mwangi2024-07-07 14:35:36

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣

Guest2025-10-08 01:31:18

niungen

Fredrick Mutiso2024-07-05 19:23:04

🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

David Sokoine2024-06-14 01:56:51

😆 Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!

Mary Njeri2024-06-07 14:13:00

Hii imenichekesha sana! 🤣😆

Mary Sokoine2024-04-27 09:35:09

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! 😊😂

Peter Mugendi2024-04-17 01:09:23

Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

Janet Sumari2024-04-10 12:59:08

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂😆

Francis Njeru2024-03-24 22:51:55

Ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂👏

John Lissu2024-03-13 22:35:07

Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! 😆😊

Jackson Makori2024-03-11 13:42:50

😂 Nimeipenda kabisa hii!

Sarah Karani2024-02-28 05:10:13

Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! 😅

Chris Okello2024-02-20 09:15:48

Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha sana—imebamba! 🤣

Ruth Mtangi2024-02-08 15:13:38

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂

Richard Mulwa2024-02-07 03:34:50

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! 👏🤣

Guest2025-10-03 17:00:40

Nilikuwa nahalisha ila kwa hii nahisi nimepona

Guest2025-12-30 11:42:31

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Esther Nyambura2024-01-25 02:10:54

🤣😭😆

Peter Mbise2023-11-11 18:13:18

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😊😆

Josephine Nekesa2023-11-11 12:18:45

Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🤣🤣

Andrew Odhiambo2023-11-05 18:49:07

😂👏😅🤣

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