The snowman went on a "low-carb" diet! โ๏ธ๐ฅ
Explanation: Snowmen are made of snow, so they are essentially made up of frozen water. Therefore, since they don't have a body like humans, they can't go on a traditional diet. But if we were to imagine that the snowman could go on a diet, it would be a "low-carb" diet because they don't want to consume anything that could potentially melt them, like carbohydrates. It's a playful way to think about the eating habits of a snowman! โ๏ธ๐ฅ๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 28, 2019
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Zawadi (Guest) on May 26, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Maulid (Guest) on May 21, 2019
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 21, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 20, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 20, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Yusra (Guest) on May 7, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 3, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Sofia (Guest) on April 15, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 13, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 7, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 6, 2019
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 6, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 24, 2019
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 8, 2019
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Rubea (Guest) on February 9, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 7, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on February 6, 2019
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 17, 2019
๐ This is too funny!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 17, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 16, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 15, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 8, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 6, 2019
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 1, 2019
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Zakaria (Guest) on December 29, 2018
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 26, 2018
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 24, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 17, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on December 17, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 12, 2018
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 2, 2018
๐ This made my day!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 1, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Warda (Guest) on November 21, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Anna Malela (Guest) on November 20, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 12, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Husna (Guest) on October 24, 2018
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 19, 2018
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 19, 2018
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Raha (Guest) on October 16, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Salima (Guest) on October 12, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 9, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 3, 2018
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Bahati (Guest) on September 13, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Jaffar (Guest) on August 25, 2018
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Kheri (Guest) on August 22, 2018
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Rubea (Guest) on August 19, 2018
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 15, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 9, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Jamila (Guest) on July 21, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 16, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 9, 2018
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 19, 2018
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Kahina (Guest) on June 11, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 29, 2018
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 22, 2018
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Mwanais (Guest) on April 22, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Kheri (Guest) on April 17, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 17, 2018
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on April 15, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ