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Mwafirika
Guest
May 28, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Zawadi
Guest
May 26, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Maulid
Guest
May 21, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 21, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 20, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 20, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Yusra
Guest
May 7, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 3, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 7, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 8, 2019
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Rubea
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Zakaria
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 24, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Frank Macha
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Ramadhan
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 2, 2018
😁 This made my day!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 1, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Warda
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Anna Malela
Guest
Nov 20, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Husna
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Mwafirika
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Raha
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Salima
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Bahati
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Kheri
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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David Kawawa
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
