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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:15:53💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
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Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!

Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. 🃏🏴‍☠️

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Binti2022-11-05 12:16:40
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Jane Muthoni2022-10-30 22:57:11
😄 Nailed it!
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Rukia2022-10-23 03:37:56
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Chum2022-10-22 09:21:49
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Nassor2022-10-18 12:34:50
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Warda2022-10-14 20:26:15
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Bakari2022-10-11 19:38:59
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Michael Mboya2022-10-08 13:33:41
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Mashaka2022-09-16 18:55:19
😄 Too good!
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Simon Kiprono2022-09-13 21:51:02
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Ruth Kibona2022-09-07 07:04:25
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Mashaka2022-09-02 00:21:53
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Hellen Nduta2022-09-01 17:10:47
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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George Tenga2022-08-27 04:10:48
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Joyce Mussa2022-08-20 23:01:44
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Binti2022-08-18 09:04:46
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Diana Mallya2022-08-09 15:41:07
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️
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Sarah Achieng2022-07-26 01:50:25
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Carol Nyakio2022-07-25 23:58:46
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Andrew Mahiga2022-07-21 17:33:49
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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