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Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:00💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
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Short Answer: Because he had a one-track mind! 🤓👀

Explanation: The Cyclops, being a mythical creature with only a single eye, may have found it challenging to focus on multiple subjects and teach a diverse range of topics. With his one-track mind, he likely couldn't handle the variety that teaching demands. But hey, at least he had a unique perspective on things! 😉📚

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Nyota2023-03-04 13:17:48
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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John Mwangi2023-02-28 09:04:31
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Nuru2023-02-27 16:57:18
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Mariam Hassan2023-02-17 05:21:52
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Chris Okello2023-02-15 21:48:35
😁 This just made my day!
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Anthony Kariuki2023-02-15 08:52:31
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊
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Robert Ndunguru2023-02-12 08:52:59
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Jane Muthoni2023-02-11 22:33:14
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Peter Mwambui2023-02-01 13:09:25
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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David Nyerere2023-01-29 22:40:51
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Sarah Achieng2023-01-13 18:37:20
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Saidi2023-01-09 06:22:13
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Lucy Wangui2023-01-08 06:31:26
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Fadhila2022-12-31 23:55:28
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Robert Ndunguru2022-12-30 09:58:28
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Bakari2022-12-26 02:23:22
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Martin Otieno2022-11-22 17:31:42
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Martin Otieno2022-11-20 00:44:18
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅
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Latifa2022-11-06 13:03:18
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Hekima2022-11-02 03:37:54
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭
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