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What do you give a sick lemon?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:10💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do you give a sick lemon?
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Answer: Lemon-ade! 🍋🥤

Explanation: When life gives you a sick lemon, you make it into a tasty lemon-ade! It's a play on words where the lemon, being sick, needs some refreshing lemonade to feel better. So, instead of giving it medicine or sympathy, you give it a delicious beverage that will surely put a smile on its face! 🌞😄

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David Chacha2024-03-21 02:31:42
😄 What a joke!
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Amir2024-03-19 11:03:45
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Maneno2024-03-11 10:05:30
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Joyce Nkya2024-03-06 10:32:09
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜
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Joseph Kawawa2024-03-02 06:59:44
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️
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Tabitha Okumu2024-02-23 15:04:26
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Nasra2024-02-15 17:44:21
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄
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Joseph Kawawa2024-02-08 08:40:06
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Joseph Kitine2024-02-06 14:07:35
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Mhina2024-02-05 11:55:45
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Carol Nyakio2024-01-24 11:06:43
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼
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Victor Malima2024-01-22 01:11:00
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Benjamin Masanja2024-01-19 15:41:35
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Mary Kidata2024-01-10 04:04:09
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Zakia2024-01-07 04:40:14
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Umi2023-12-30 12:56:17
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Khalifa2023-12-30 00:51:49
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Monica Lissu2023-12-22 05:12:03
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️
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Benjamin Kibicho2023-12-20 22:34:55
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Charles Mrope2023-12-19 09:05:24
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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