How do you catch a polar bear?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:18πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: You go to the Arctic and pretend to be an ice cream truck! 🍦🐻

Explanation: To catch a polar bear, you need to use your wit and a little bit of trickery. By pretending to be an ice cream truck in the Arctic, you can entice the polar bear with the delicious treats, making it come to you willingly. Just make sure you have plenty of ice cream to share because polar bears have quite an appetite! 🀣

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Hassan2024-03-30 10:22:31
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🀲
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Janet Mwikali2024-03-27 10:34:57
This joke is going straight to my favorites! πŸ˜‚
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Maida2024-03-06 12:12:09
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. πŸ“…πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ
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Maimuna2024-03-03 13:50:29
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. πŸ¦žπŸ•
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Stephen Kikwete2024-02-28 20:37:31
Dieting is wishful shrinking. πŸ©πŸ˜†
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Anna Malela2024-02-27 21:06:15
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. πŸοΈπŸ•ΆοΈ
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Sumaya2024-02-19 13:18:11
πŸ˜† I’m dying over here!
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George Ndungu2024-02-13 21:37:05
πŸ˜‚ This joke just made my day!
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Betty Cheruiyot2024-02-04 21:30:24
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πŸͺ‚πŸ€£
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Alex Nyamweya2024-02-03 08:12:34
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! πŸš—πŸ₯š
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Kijakazi2024-02-01 07:20:21
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πŸ’ΎπŸ€―
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Amani2024-01-30 06:24:19
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! πŸ‘€πŸ‘ƒ
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Maida2024-01-12 12:56:55
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎢🎡
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Elijah Mutua2024-01-04 09:53:33
🀣 That twist at the end, though!
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Grace Majaliwa2023-12-30 17:50:42
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! πŸ¨πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ
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Ann Wambui2023-12-30 04:14:09
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! πŸ‘–πŸš¨
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Sarah Mbise2023-12-27 15:14:57
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐀
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Andrew Mahiga2023-12-18 23:07:50
😁 This made my day!
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Esther Cheruiyot2023-11-24 05:48:37
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? πŸŽ±πŸ’°
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Tambwe2023-11-08 05:53:27
Thanks Ackyshine