What kind of murderer has fiber?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:07πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What kind of murderer has fiber? πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈπŸž

A: The Cereal Killer! πŸ₯£πŸ”ͺ

Explanation: This riddle plays on the double meaning of "fiber." While the question seems to be about a murderer with dietary fiber, the answer takes a humorous twist by referring to a "Cereal Killer" instead. It's a play on words, adding a fun and unexpected element to the riddle. So, instead of imagining a murderer with a healthy diet, we end up picturing someone who targets breakfast cereals with a mischievous intent! 🌽πŸ₯£πŸ˜„

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Mwajuma2015-09-25 03:23:30
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. πŸ₯ƒπŸΉ
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Josephine2015-09-23 23:02:53
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πŸ’Ό
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Juma2015-09-18 01:54:58
πŸ˜‚ This is too funny!
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Hawa2015-09-18 01:20:52
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Jane Muthui2015-09-10 09:03:10
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘
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David Nyerere2015-09-09 02:43:29
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦ͺπŸ’°
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Salima2015-09-03 04:43:48
🀣 This one’s fire!
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Edward Chepkoech2015-08-29 18:47:32
πŸ˜† Can’t stop laughing!
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Asha2015-08-28 01:23:16
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. πŸ—£οΈπŸ’­
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Abubakari2015-08-26 11:09:22
πŸ˜„ I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Peter Otieno2015-08-26 08:23:21
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€­
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Leila2015-08-25 06:38:32
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' πŸ‘–πŸ•
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Sarah Achieng2015-08-14 23:28:11
πŸ˜† Laughing so hard right now!
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Samson Mahiga2015-08-12 10:38:09
🀣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Amir2015-07-15 06:15:58
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. πŸ“–πŸ’Ό
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Philip Nyaga2015-07-01 01:58:08
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! πŸ˜…
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Kevin Maina2015-06-30 10:01:02
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Shani2015-06-28 12:02:04
πŸ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Monica Lissu2015-06-27 09:42:10
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈβœ‰οΈ
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Samuel Omondi2015-06-25 06:24:41
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πŸŸβš–οΈ