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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:10💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
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Answer: Frostbite with a taste for blood! ❄️🧛‍♂️

Explanation: When you cross a vampire with a snowman, you'll end up with a frostbitten creature who also happens to have a craving for blood! Imagine a vampire with icy fangs and a chilling desire to suck blood from unsuspecting victims. It's a humorous play on the contrasting elements of coldness and the vampire's usual choice of victims. Stay warm and watch out for this frosty vampire! ❄️🧛‍♂️😂

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Habiba2016-01-04 10:02:42
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Janet Wambura2015-12-29 12:36:53
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Amir2015-12-17 13:31:42
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Mwanakhamis2015-12-10 21:37:49
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Nashon2015-12-05 13:41:24
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Joseph Kitine2015-11-29 11:09:16
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Mariam Hassan2015-11-24 19:44:51
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Ibrahim2015-11-22 14:30:18
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Anna Mchome2015-11-19 05:10:28
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Mwinyi2015-11-19 04:01:28
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Grace Mligo2015-11-18 11:18:11
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Zuhura2015-11-11 18:47:15
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Rose Amukowa2015-10-30 16:45:54
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Victor Malima2015-10-29 13:06:42
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Brian Karanja2015-10-26 21:08:52
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Stephen Kikwete2015-10-21 17:54:28
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Rashid2015-10-19 02:39:38
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Mariam Hassan2015-10-17 16:43:55
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Anna Kibwana2015-10-16 22:19:11
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅
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Grace Njuguna2015-10-16 20:18:59
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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