Why are there fences around cemeteries?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:06πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: πŸ’€ Because the ghosts were caught playing hide and seek and kept escaping!

Explanation: The fences around cemeteries exist to prevent mischievous ghosts from wandering off and causing spooky trouble. It turns out they were quite the sneaky bunch, always trying to play hide and seek with unsuspecting visitors. But those clever cemetery keepers finally had enough and decided to put up fences to keep those tricky spirits in check. So, next time you visit a cemetery, keep an eye out for any playful ghosts trying to wiggle their way through the fences! πŸ‘»

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