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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:15:53💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
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Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!

Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. 🃏🏴‍☠️

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Josephine2018-11-30 21:51:21
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Andrew Mahiga2018-11-30 02:44:05
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Lydia Wanyama2018-11-29 14:03:25
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Abdullah2018-11-26 15:15:36
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣
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Alex Nyamweya2018-11-15 12:32:23
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Halima2018-11-11 02:35:36
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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John Malisa2018-11-08 20:45:33
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Shamim2018-10-24 11:38:00
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Mchuma2018-10-19 07:32:09
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️
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Richard Mulwa2018-10-09 04:57:53
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Hashim2018-10-05 10:25:42
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Alice Jebet2018-10-03 15:56:51
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Charles Mboje2018-09-29 14:54:45
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Daudi2018-09-29 00:11:39
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴
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Umi2018-09-22 05:31:40
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Bakari2018-09-19 18:33:26
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Rose Mwinuka2018-09-06 10:25:55
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Rubea2018-08-31 23:34:43
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Arifa2018-08-30 02:23:42
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶
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Ali2018-08-29 18:01:23
😄 You got me good!
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