What dies but never lives?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:29๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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What dies but never lives? A battery! ๐Ÿ”‹

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ”‹

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Jacob Kiplangat2019-01-19 21:53:25
Why canโ€™t you trust stairs? Because theyโ€™re always up to something! ๐Ÿ›—๐Ÿค”
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Jafari2019-01-18 09:26:37
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโ€™t peeling well! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿค’
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Joseph Njoroge2019-01-17 03:25:55
๐Ÿ˜† Still cracking up!
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Diana Mallya2018-12-29 21:30:24
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒž
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Alex Nyamweya2018-12-24 06:18:25
Whatโ€™s a cowโ€™s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐Ÿ„๐ŸŽฅ
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Rabia2018-11-27 20:54:17
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ†
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2018-11-26 08:48:53
I donโ€™t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคช
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Aziza2018-11-18 21:20:43
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒพ
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Ali2018-11-15 03:24:21
๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m still laughing, canโ€™t stop!
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Ruth Mtangi2018-11-14 22:23:16
I donโ€™t suffer from insanityโ€”I enjoy every minute of it. ๐Ÿคชโณ
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Francis Njeru2018-10-25 20:23:35
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐Ÿปโ€โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ 
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Jamila2018-10-22 21:03:00
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐Ÿ›ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ
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Charles Wafula2018-10-19 20:09:56
I havenโ€™t even gone to bed yet, and I already canโ€™t wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜†
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Jackson Makori2018-10-13 07:02:57
๐Ÿ˜… I needed that laugh!
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Abubakar2018-10-02 17:07:33
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ˜œ
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Alex Nakitare2018-09-29 20:04:49
If weโ€™re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ’ก
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Hawa2018-09-26 22:26:31
๐Ÿ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Catherine Mkumbo2018-09-20 23:29:13
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐Ÿ˜œ
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Robert Ndunguru2018-09-17 17:39:28
๐Ÿคฃ This one got me good!
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Grace Mligo2018-09-08 15:27:03
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ“