What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:11πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: πŸ›’ The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! πŸ“šπŸ’Ό

Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.

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Joyce Aoko2019-06-12 14:44:20
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! πŸ’°
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John Malisa2019-06-07 06:32:08
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! πŸ₯•πŸ°πŸ‘“
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Peter Tibaijuka2019-06-01 01:19:37
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! β›ͺ🎢
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Alice Mrema2019-05-26 02:34:14
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call meβ€”I’ll laugh at you. πŸ˜‚πŸ“ž
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Sekela2019-05-09 18:27:35
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! πŸ¦΄πŸ˜‚
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David Nyerere2019-04-13 00:04:08
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! πŸ¦•πŸ˜΄
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Irene Makena2019-03-25 06:56:57
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! πŸ‘πŸ¦˜
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Ramadhan2019-03-17 12:19:36
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Asha2019-02-28 11:11:39
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Catherine Mkumbo2019-02-15 12:16:02
πŸ˜† I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Ramadhan2019-02-13 11:47:35
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! πŸ‘¨β€βš–οΈπŸ‘”
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Alice Mrema2019-02-07 16:07:29
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€”πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Esther Cheruiyot2019-02-01 20:13:19
My brain has too many tabs open. πŸ’»πŸ§ 
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Rehema2019-01-29 23:46:42
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! πŸ˜†
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Hamida2019-01-28 04:12:37
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πŸβœ‚οΈ
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Josephine2019-01-22 02:37:10
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜…
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Joyce Nkya2019-01-19 22:11:37
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. πŸ©πŸ˜‚
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Mwanajuma2019-01-13 06:26:48
I can’t cook, but I can follow directionsβ€”so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. πŸ³πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Patrick Akech2019-01-05 02:47:12
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. πŸ«πŸ˜‚
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Husna2018-12-23 13:39:51
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπŸ™Œ