How do you catch a polar bear?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:18πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: You go to the Arctic and pretend to be an ice cream truck! 🍦🐻

Explanation: To catch a polar bear, you need to use your wit and a little bit of trickery. By pretending to be an ice cream truck in the Arctic, you can entice the polar bear with the delicious treats, making it come to you willingly. Just make sure you have plenty of ice cream to share because polar bears have quite an appetite! 🀣

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Maida2019-05-22 23:13:38
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. πŸ‘“πŸ˜œ
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Farida2019-05-19 18:39:59
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Khadija2019-05-17 06:12:17
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! πŸ‘»πŸ˜œ
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Anna Malela2019-05-14 17:04:46
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πŸŸβš–οΈ
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Alice Wanjiru2019-04-26 02:53:27
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€­
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Agnes Sumaye2019-04-08 19:18:19
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Mjaka2019-04-08 13:55:08
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! β›„πŸ’ͺ
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Michael Onyango2019-04-08 02:23:21
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! πŸ¦‰πŸŽ©
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Josephine2019-04-07 06:00:43
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Grace Mligo2019-04-02 00:33:35
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Mwanahawa2019-03-24 13:24:38
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘₯
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Sarah Mbise2019-03-21 09:15:54
Sometimes I drink waterβ€”just to surprise my liver. πŸ₯€πŸ˜‚
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Raphael Okoth2019-03-12 10:06:07
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🀑
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Hamida2019-02-19 11:56:43
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Peter Mwambui2019-02-07 15:14:39
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸŒŠ
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Arifa2019-02-04 09:44:03
πŸ˜… I’m still cracking up!
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Betty Kimaro2019-01-24 05:52:32
πŸ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Azima2019-01-22 21:34:01
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Victor Kimario2019-01-22 19:24:00
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. πŸ˜‚β³
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