What did the baker say to his wife?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji ๐Ÿฅ– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Mary Njeri2021-03-04 18:08:18
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ˜œ
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Josephine2021-03-04 04:11:46
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ
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Robert Ndunguru2021-02-28 03:14:04
This is the kind of joke you donโ€™t forget! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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David Musyoka2021-02-25 22:24:37
๐Ÿคฃ This oneโ€™s fire!
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Juma2021-02-15 04:02:58
Iโ€™m not overweight. Iโ€™m just under-tall. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค
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Paul Kamau2021-02-12 21:57:02
Whatโ€™s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ŸŽฃ๐Ÿ“บ
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Nora Kidata2021-02-10 03:42:40
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
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Vincent Mwangangi2021-01-31 03:45:27
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโ€ฆ ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธโœ‰๏ธ
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Jacob Kiplangat2021-01-23 17:46:44
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜
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Isaac Kiptoo2021-01-21 03:30:52
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐Ÿ˜
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Moses Kipkemboi2021-01-15 17:29:21
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘ต
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John Mwangi2021-01-02 02:17:29
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโ€™d be bagels! ๐Ÿฅฏ๐ŸŒŠ
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Agnes Lowassa2020-12-30 03:42:02
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ›„๐Ÿ’ช
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Rose Amukowa2020-12-27 18:15:57
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿ™
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Fatuma2020-12-17 06:56:17
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐Ÿปโ€โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ 
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Faith Kariuki2020-12-11 02:52:43
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿบ
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Patrick Akech2020-12-06 05:14:35
What do you call a snowmanโ€™s dog? A slush puppy! โ›„๐Ÿ•
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Yusra2020-11-26 13:22:07
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿชฎ
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Alice Wanjiru2020-11-13 07:16:58
๐Ÿ˜‚ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Maneno2020-10-31 03:56:44
Iโ€™m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐Ÿงฉ๐Ÿคฏ