JAMAA alimuaga mke wake mlokole kuwa anaenda semina ya siku tatu, kumbe anakwenda kwa bi mdogo.
Mke akamwambia mumewe; "Tupige magoti tusali",
Wakapiga magotiβ¦:
MKE: Eee baba msaidie mume wangu afike salama safari yake.
MUME: Emenβ¦
MKE: Mpe nguvu katika yote atakayoyafanya huko.
MUME: Emenβ¦
MKE: Akitaka kufanya uasherati ashindwe.
MUME: Kimyaβ¦
MKE: Akifanya uasherati apatwe na janga baya kwa uwezo wako bwana.
MUME: β¦β¦.!!
MKE: Yaani akifanya uasherati afie hukohuko kwa mateso makali.
MUME: Maombi gani sasa hayo!!?. Haya basi siendi semina ufurahi wewe.
Chezea mawaifu walokole wewe!
JAMAA alimuaga mke wake mlokole kuwa anaenda semina ya siku tatu, kumbe anakwenda kwa bi mdogo. Mke akamwambia mumewe; "Tupige magoti tusali", Wakapiga magotiβ¦: MKE: Eee baba msaidie mume wangu afike salama safari yake. MUME: Emenβ¦ MKE: Mpe nguvu katika yote atakayoyafanya huko. MUME: Emenβ¦ MKE: Akitaka kufanya uasherati ashindwe. MUME: Kimyaβ¦ MKE: Akifanya uasherati apatwe na janga baya kwa uwezo wako bwana. MUME: β¦β¦.!! MKE: Yaani akifanya uasherati afie hukohuko kwa mateso makali. MUME: Maombi gani sasa hayo!!?. Haya basi siendi semina ufurahi wewe. Chezea mawaifu walokole wewe!
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