Why did the pony get detention?
Why did the ๐ฆ get detention? ๐ค It couldn't resist horsing around! ๐๐...
Whatโs the smartest insect around?
๐ Whatโs the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? ๐ค๐...
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?
๐ What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? ๐ค Hint: It's not a fish, but...
What did the owl say to his sweetheart?
What did the owl say to his sweetheart? ๐ฆ๐ Hoo's the luckiest bird in the forest...
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
๐ Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you h...
What do you call a fish with no eye?
๐What swims in the sea, but can't see? ๐ค This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! ๐...
Where do baby pens spend their day?
๐๏ธ Where do baby pens spend their day? ๐ค They have a "write" of passage to the ๐ซ...
Why is the forest so noisy?
๐ณ Why does the forest sound like a party? ๐ It's not just the chirping birds and...
What is a topโs favorite ride at the amusement park?
๐ข What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At t...
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? ๐ฃ Time to solve this puzzling conundrum, folks...
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly ...
If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?
๐คIf a butcher wears an XL shirt & size 13 shoes, guess his weight, no need to sn...
Which is faster, heat or cold?
๐ฅ "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? ๐ค Prepare to be...
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Why do ๐ have sticky hair? It's their secret weapon ๐ท๏ธ to keep honey thieves ๐ฏ s...
Where does the witch park her vehicle?
๐งโโ๏ธ Where does the witch park her broomstick? ๐ Flying is fun, but she needs a ...
Whatโs bigger than an elephant, but doesnโt weigh anything?
๐๐ช๏ธ What's bigger than an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything? It's a ๐dream! I...
Why couldnโt the boy go to the pirate movie?
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? ๐ดโโ ๏ธ Because he couldn't afford the...
What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! โ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ...
Whatโs the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
๐ฆ๐ฃ๏ธ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where ...
Why was the computer cold?
Why was the computer cold? ๐คโ๏ธ...
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a ๐ with no ๐...
Where do books hide when theyโre scared?
๐ "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a ๐. The s...
What do you have in December that you donโt have in any other month?
In December, I sparkle and glow โจ But in other months, it's a no-show! ๐...
Where do cows go on the weekend?
๐ On the weekends, where do cows moove to have fun? ๐ They go to the ๐ฆ pasture, ...
What do you call a fly with no wings?
๐ฆ What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐...
Whereโs a wallโs favorite place to meet his friends?
๐งฑWhere's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?๐งฑ Hint: It's a spot where t...
What is Draculaโs favorite fruit?
๐งโโ๏ธSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm ๐งกing it...
What do you call a left-handed dog?
What do you call a left-handed dog? ๐พ๐...
What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
What did the monster ask his sweetheart? ๐ค๐นโค๏ธ...
Why donโt ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? ๐ฆโ๏ธ Because they don't want to quack u...
What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
๐ค When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and โจshineโจ lik...
Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
๐ฝ Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! ๐ค ...