Whatโs a cannibalโs favorite sport?
๐ค What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This ...
What do you call a worm with no teeth?
๐ What do you call a worm with no teeth? ๐ค This little wriggler is a real "gummy...
Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
In a world of monsters and mishaps, ๐งโโ๏ธ stumbled and felt quite blue. Who, oh w...
Which monster is the best dance partner?
๐ญWho's the ๐ถgrooviest๐ถ monster to ๐dance๐ with? They've got moves like ๐บJagger, ...
What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? ๐ด๐...
What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! โ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ...
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
๐๐What's a ๐ doing in a ๐ booth? This ๐คelephant's got a ๐๐คณ appointment! ๐คฃ๐...
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Why did the ๐ cross the ๐ฃ๏ธ? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk s...
How do monsters tell their fortunes?
๐น What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? ๐งโโ๏ธ Their crystal balls are...
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
๐ฆ Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Let's unravel this feathered m...
What runs but never walks?
I dash with grace, without a single stride, ๐ Like a whirlwind, I never slow, ne...
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentineโs Day?
๐นWhat did the farmer ๐ give his wife ๐ฉโ๐พ for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both...
Where do books hide when theyโre scared?
๐ "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a ๐. The s...
Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
๐ Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was ๐ค "second" sick!...
What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
๐ What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chance...
What has two legs but canโt walk?
๐ฆต๐ฆตWhat has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not ev...
Why couldnโt the ghost see his parents?
Why couldn't the ๐ป see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! ๐ช๐...
What is a math teacherโs favorite type of dessert?
๐๐ฉ Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of ๐ฑ๐ช! ๐คฃ...
Whatโs a frogโs favorite game?
Why did the frog join the gaming world? ๐ธ๐ฎ Hoping to find its favorite game!...
What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
๐ฅ "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" ๐ฅ...
How did the hairdresser win the race?
๐โโ๏ธWhy did the hairdresser win the race? Because she always had a ๐cutting edge...
Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Why do ๐ put sunscreen before beach? ๐ They don't want to peel! ๐๐...
Are turkey leftovers good for your health?
๐ฆ Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey ๐ make your health swa...
Why couldnโt the boy go to the pirate movie?
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? ๐ดโโ ๏ธ Because he couldn't afford the...
What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentineโs Day?
Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! ๐...
Why was the clown crying?
๐คกWhy was the clown crying? ๐ญ Because he couldn't ๐ซ find the ๐คกpunchline! ๐๐ฅณ...
Whereโs a wallโs favorite place to meet his friends?
๐งฑWhere's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?๐งฑ Hint: It's a spot where t...
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the ๐ cross the ๐ฃ๏ธ? Spooky surprise or just to catch up with his funny b...
What do elephants say to one another on Valentineโs Day?
๐ "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share,...
Why did the boy run around his bed?
Why did the boy run around his bed? ๐โโ๏ธ๐๏ธ To catch the sleep monsters and tickl...
Why canโt the elephant use the computer?
๐ Why is the computer room always empty at the zoo? The answer is an ele-phainta...
What has four wheels and flies?
What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ + ๐ชฐ = ?...