What dies but never lives?
I come and go, yet never thrive, πΉ Like a plant, but no roots survive. π± Among t...
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentineβs Day?
πΉWhat did the farmer π give his wife π©βπΎ for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both...
Where do pencils go for vacation?
ποΈποΈAloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to βοΈ find a tropical par...
Why canβt skeletons play music?
Why can't skeletons play music? πΆπ Because they have no organs! πΊπΈπΉ...
Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
Why did the girl put π on her head? Curious minds ponder, a secret it hides! π€π...
What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
π What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chance...
What do you call a worm with no teeth?
π What do you call a worm with no teeth? π€ This little wriggler is a real "gummy...
What was the bankerβs favorite player on the football team?
What player made the banker say π°π?...
Why was Santaβs helper sad?
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Which Budgie owns the cage?
π¦Birds so bright, feathers of all hues, In a colorful cage, there's quite the cr...
What do you give a sick lemon?
ππ€ What makes a sourpuss perky and zesty again? Just a little gift... π€ This rid...
Where do polar bears keep their money?
π»βοΈπ¦: Where do polar bears keep their money? π€π°...
What is Draculaβs favorite fruit?
π§ββοΈSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm π§‘ing it...
Why is the forest so noisy?
π³ Why does the forest sound like a party? π It's not just the chirping birds and...
What do you call a pig that does karate?
π· What do you call a pig that does karate? π₯ He's not just a piggy, he's a pork ...
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?
π What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? π€ Hint: It's not a fish, but...
What did the snowman have for breakfast?
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What kind of weather does a turkey like?
π¦I gobble and wobble, feathers all a-flutter, But when it's β¨sunnyβοΈ, I complain...
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? π Because you don't want to press ...
Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?
π€ What makes Marxists go bananas for fruity brews? ππ΅ Can you crack their secret...
What did the squirrel give for Valentineβs Day?
πΏοΈ "What did the squirrel give for Valentine's Day? π°π"...
Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
πWho's the πΆgrooviestπΆ monster to πdanceπ with? They've got moves like πΊJagger, ...
Whereβs a wallβs favorite place to meet his friends?
π§±Where's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?π§± Hint: It's a spot where t...
Who is Knocking?
πͺ Knock, knock, who's there? A riddle for you, if you dare! Behind this door, a ...
Which monster is the best dance partner?
πWho's the πΆgrooviestπΆ monster to πdanceπ with? They've got moves like πΊJagger, ...
What did the circle say to the triangle?
What's your point, you acute little angle? π€£...
Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
ποΈ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, t...
Where does the witch park her vehicle?
π§ββοΈ Where does the witch park her broomstick? π Flying is fun, but she needs a ...
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
πΊπ₯Ά What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen πΊ? A frosty tune? An icy jam? ...
What did one eye say to the other?
ποΈ"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-win...
Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig π¦β¨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To fi...
Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?
π Tick-tock, don't be blind! π€ Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? π A ri...