Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ค It was just two-tired! ๐...
What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentineโs Day?
Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! ๐...
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentineโs Day?
๐นWhat did the farmer ๐ give his wife ๐ฉโ๐พ for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both...
What kind of music do mummies like best?
๐ตWhat kind of music do mummies adore? With their bandages tight, they groove and...
Why couldnโt the boy go to the pirate movie?
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? ๐ดโโ ๏ธ Because he couldn't afford the...
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Why do birds fly south? It's a mystery! Maybe they're just chasing the ๐ and wan...
What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
๐ค When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and โจshineโจ lik...
What smells the best at Thanksgiving?
๐๐ What aroma tickles your ๐ at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your ๐ and...
What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
๐ I'm a fruity delight, ๐ค ๐ But not made for your feet! ๐ Guess what I'm called?...
Why was the math book always worried?
Why was the math book always worried? ๐โ๐ข๐ค...
What do elves learn in school?
๐งโโ๏ธIn their magical school, elves find delight, Learning spells that sparkle oh...
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
๐บ๐ฅถ What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen ๐บ? A frosty tune? An icy jam? ...
What did the ocean say to the beach?
๐ "Hey beach, wanna wave at me all day? I'm shore you'll have a whale of a time!...
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
๐ Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you h...
What did the spoon say to the knife?
๐ฅ: Hey knife, wanna spoon together? We make a cutlery dream team! ๐ด๐...
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
๐ฆ Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Let's unravel this feathered m...
How do you catch a polar bear?
๐ In the land of ice and snow, a riddle I shall throw! โ๏ธ Tell me, dear folks, i...
Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig ๐ฆโจ, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To fi...
Why didnโt the oven go to college?
Why didn't the oven go to college? ๐ค๐ The answer is cooking up a hilarious surpr...
What is a kittenโs favorite dessert?
๐ฑWhat dessert makes a kitten PURR with delight? ๐จIt's sweet, creamy, and oh-so-b...
Whatโs the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
๐ What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? ๐ It's got letters that jingle,...
What kind of weather does a turkey like?
๐ฆI gobble and wobble, feathers all a-flutter, But when it's โจsunnyโ๏ธ, I complain...
What dies but never lives?
I come and go, yet never thrive, ๐น Like a plant, but no roots survive. ๐ฑ Among t...
What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
๐ฅ "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" ๐ฅ...
How did the boy react when his turtle died?
๐ข When his turtle died, the boy's face turned ๐ฎ, his tears flowed like a ๐ฆ, and ...
What did the baker say to his wife?
๐ "Honey, I'm kneaded in your life like dough, but tell me, what's my secret ing...
What is a witchโs favorite subject in school?
๐งโโ๏ธ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms...
What do you have in December that you donโt have in any other month?
In December, I sparkle and glow โจ But in other months, it's a no-show! ๐...
Which flower talks the most?
In a garden so bright, a riddle takes flight ๐ผ Which flower loves to chat, from ...
What do you call a fly with no wings?
๐ฆ What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐...
What runs but never walks?
I dash with grace, without a single stride, ๐ Like a whirlwind, I never slow, ne...
What kind of murderer has fiber?
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ What kind of murderer has fiber? Sneaky suspect, always full of surprises!...