Are turkey leftovers good for your health?
๐ฆ Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey ๐ make your health swa...
What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with? โ๏ธ๐งน It's not soap or water, that's just...
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly ...
What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! โ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ...
Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
๐ญWho's the ๐ถgrooviest๐ถ monster to ๐dance๐ with? They've got moves like ๐บJagger, ...
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Why did the ๐ cross the ๐ฃ๏ธ? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk s...
Why donโt animals eat clowns?
๐คก Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐๐ฟ...
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
๐คฏ๐ What happened when ol' Benjamin Franklin stumbled upon electricity? Did his ๐ง ...
Where do cows go on the weekend?
๐ On the weekends, where do cows moove to have fun? ๐ They go to the ๐ฆ pasture, ...
What time is it when you have a toothache?
๐ฆท When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?...
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
๐๐What's a ๐ doing in a ๐ booth? This ๐คelephant's got a ๐๐คณ appointment! ๐คฃ๐...
If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?
๐คIf a butcher wears an XL shirt & size 13 shoes, guess his weight, no need to sn...
What do you call a fly with no wings?
๐ฆ What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐...
Where does the witch park her vehicle?
๐งโโ๏ธ Where does the witch park her broomstick? ๐ Flying is fun, but she needs a ...
What has two legs but canโt walk?
๐ฆต๐ฆตWhat has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not ev...
Which flower talks the most?
In a garden so bright, a riddle takes flight ๐ผ Which flower loves to chat, from ...
Why was six afraid of seven?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? ๐ฑ Because 7 ate 9! ๐๐ฝ๏ธ...
Where can you always find a peacock?
๐ฆ In a place where mirrors abound, this proud bird struts around! Look closely, ...
What is Draculaโs favorite fruit?
๐งโโ๏ธSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm ๐งกing it...
Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig ๐ฆโจ, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To fi...
What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? ๐ด๐...
What kind of murderer has fiber?
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ What kind of murderer has fiber? Sneaky suspect, always full of surprises!...
What did the baker say to his wife?
๐ "Honey, I'm kneaded in your life like dough, but tell me, what's my secret ing...
Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
In a world of monsters and mishaps, ๐งโโ๏ธ stumbled and felt quite blue. Who, oh w...
What runs but never walks?
I dash with grace, without a single stride, ๐ Like a whirlwind, I never slow, ne...
Why didnโt Dracula have any friends?
๐งโโ๏ธ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why...
What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐ What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic...
What has four wheels and flies?
What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ + ๐ชฐ = ?...
Why didnโt the oven go to college?
Why didn't the oven go to college? ๐ค๐ The answer is cooking up a hilarious surpr...
What is a topโs favorite ride at the amusement park?
๐ข What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At t...
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
๐ป What do ghosts use to wash their hair? They rely on spooky shampoo to keep it ...
Which monster is the best dance partner?
๐ญWho's the ๐ถgrooviest๐ถ monster to ๐dance๐ with? They've got moves like ๐บJagger, ...