What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
π€ When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and β¨shineβ¨ lik...
What do elephants say to one another on Valentineβs Day?
π "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share,...
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite room in the house?
π»Where does a ghost feel most alive?π°...
What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
ποΈ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? π€ His days were ...
What dies but never lives?
I come and go, yet never thrive, πΉ Like a plant, but no roots survive. π± Among t...
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? π£ Time to solve this puzzling conundrum, folks...
Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?
π Tick-tock, don't be blind! π€ Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? π A ri...
Where do books hide when theyβre scared?
π "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a π. The s...
What did one eye say to the other?
ποΈ"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-win...
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Why do π have sticky hair? It's their secret weapon π·οΈ to keep honey thieves π― s...
Why donβt animals eat clowns?
π€‘ Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ππΏ...
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? π΄ββοΈπ€ It was just two-tired! π...
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
π» What do ghosts use to wash their hair? They rely on spooky shampoo to keep it ...
Where do pencils go for vacation?
ποΈποΈAloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to βοΈ find a tropical par...
What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? π΄π...
What do you do if youβre a fan of Draculaβs?
π§ββοΈπ§ββοΈ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do w...
Whatβs a spiderβs favorite thing to do on a computer?
π·οΈπΈοΈ Tangled web, bugs beware! This arachnid's joy, it's only fair. On the keybo...
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
π₯ Which day does the potato dread? π€ It's the one where it's mashed and spread! ...
Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig π¦β¨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To fi...
Where can you learn to make ice cream?
π¦ Where can you learn to make ice cream? π¨ This place is cool, like a dream! It'...
What kind of table can you have for dinner?
π½οΈ What kind of table can you have for dinner? π€β It's not just any table... it'...
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the π cross the π£οΈ? Spooky surprise or just to catch up with his funny b...
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite fruit?
π» "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" π asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I ...
What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?
What playfully tumbles in winter, βοΈ yet never cries "Ouch!"?...
Which school supply is king of the classroom?
π In the kingdom of the classroom, who reigns supreme? This supply wears a crown...
Why are elephants such bad dancers?
Why are elephants such bad dancers? ππ They always have trouble finding the righ...
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
ππWhat's a π doing in a π booth? This π€elephant's got a ππ€³ appointment! π€£π...
Who is Knocking?
πͺ Knock, knock, who's there? A riddle for you, if you dare! Behind this door, a ...
What do you give a sick lemon?
ππ€ What makes a sourpuss perky and zesty again? Just a little gift... π€ This rid...
Whatβs a cannibalβs favorite sport?
π€ What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This ...
What does a skeleton order for dinner?
πππ What does a π order for dinner?...
What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?
π At Thanksgiving, guess what's as essential as the turkey? π€ This riddle's a ho...