What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
ποΈ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? π€ His days were ...
Which flower talks the most?
In a garden so bright, a riddle takes flight πΌ Which flower loves to chat, from ...
Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?
π In the concrete jungle, where dreams come true, π π½ Kids in NYC learn multipli...
Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
Why did the girl put π on her head? Curious minds ponder, a secret it hides! π€π...
Whatβs the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
π¦π£οΈ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where ...
What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?
π Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper ...
What does a skeleton order for dinner?
πππ What does a π order for dinner?...
Whatβs a cannibalβs favorite sport?
π€ What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This ...
What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with? βοΈπ§Ή It's not soap or water, that's just...
What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
π What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chance...
Whatβs a batβs favorite pastime?
π¦ What's a bat's favorite pastime? π€ Hint: It's not just hanging around! ππΎβ¨...
Where do polar bears vote?
Why are polar bears always undecided? π»βοΈ They can't decide where to vote! π³οΈπ...
What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?
π²+π= βWhat do you get when you mix a pine tree with an apple? π€ Nature's spiky, ...
Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig π¦β¨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To fi...
Where did the king keep his army?
In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? π°ππββοΈ Hints I'll give, ...
Why canβt skeletons play music?
Why can't skeletons play music? πΆπ Because they have no organs! πΊπΈπΉ...
What has two legs but canβt walk?
π¦΅π¦΅What has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not ev...
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
π°Hopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sun...
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert?
π» What treat makes a ghost's taste buds scream with delight? π¨ A spπ»π¦ctacularly ...
Why was the math book always worried?
Why was the math book always worried? πβπ’π€...
Why do eggs hate jokes?
Why do eggs hate jokes? π₯π€ Because they always crack up! ππ³...
What did the snowman have for breakfast?
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
π¬οΈWhat's a boomerang that refuses to return? It's like a forgetful ghost! It's g...
Who is Knocking?
πͺ Knock, knock, who's there? A riddle for you, if you dare! Behind this door, a ...
How do monsters tell their fortunes?
πΉ What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? π§ββοΈ Their crystal balls are...
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
π» What do ghosts use to wash their hair? They rely on spooky shampoo to keep it ...
Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig π¦β¨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To fi...
Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?
Why did everyone want the π΅ teacher on their βΎ team? Because he always hit the r...
Where do polar bears keep their money?
π»βοΈπ¦: Where do polar bears keep their money? π€π°...
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"What's shakin', π§²? I'm stickin' around!" π...
What bird loves construction work?
π¨π¦ What bird loves construction work? This feathered friend always has a beak-ut...
What lights up a stadium?
I'm a dazzling star, you can't resist my glow! π What am I, making a stadium's n...