Why didnโt the oven go to college?
Why didn't the oven go to college? ๐ค๐ The answer is cooking up a hilarious surpr...
What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
๐๐ What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? ๐ค The tide of k...
What is Draculaโs favorite fruit?
๐งโโ๏ธSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm ๐งกing it...
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
๐ฆ Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Let's unravel this feathered m...
Why do cowboys ride horses?
Why do cowboys ๐ค ride horses? It's like dating! ๐ด๐น They're tired of wrangling co...
What is a kittenโs favorite dessert?
๐ฑWhat dessert makes a kitten PURR with delight? ๐จIt's sweet, creamy, and oh-so-b...
Why is the forest so noisy?
๐ณ Why does the forest sound like a party? ๐ It's not just the chirping birds and...
What was born to succeed?
๐ Born from stars, I'm destined to lead, With luck and charm, I always succeed! ...
What did the snowman order at Wendyโsยฎ?
What icy treat did Frosty ๐ฅถ choose at Wendyโsยฎ?...
What is a witchโs favorite subject in school?
๐งโโ๏ธ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms...
Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?
๐ด Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? ๐ค Excerpt: "In the horsey land of ...
What is a math teacherโs favorite type of dessert?
๐๐ฉ Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of ๐ฑ๐ช! ๐คฃ...
How long should an elephantโs legs be?
๐ How long should an elephantโs legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground wi...
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
๐ง๐ผ๐ค๐ซ Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? ๐ค๐งโโ๏ธ๐ Becau...
What did the apple tree say to the farmer?
๐ "Hey farmer, you're a-peeling! Can you please stop picking on me? It's really ...
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a ๐ with no ๐...
What do elephants say to one another on Valentineโs Day?
๐ "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share,...
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
๐๐What's a ๐ doing in a ๐ booth? This ๐คelephant's got a ๐๐คณ appointment! ๐คฃ๐...
Whatโs a scarecrowโs favorite fruit?
๐ฝI can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just ...
Where do polar bears vote?
Why are polar bears always undecided? ๐ปโ๏ธ They can't decide where to vote! ๐ณ๏ธ๐...
Whatโs a cannibalโs favorite sport?
๐ค What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This ...
Whatโs a math teacherโs favorite tool?
๐ What's a math teacher's favorite tool? Find out how they always measure up! ๐๐...
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
What ๐ท๏ธ has 18 legs, ๐ฆ can't escape, and ๐โโ๏ธ runs away from?...
Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
๐ญWho's the ๐ถgrooviest๐ถ monster to ๐dance๐ with? They've got moves like ๐บJagger, ...
What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentineโs Day?
Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! ๐...
What has an eye, but cannot see?
๐ I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! ...
Whatโs a tornadoโs favorite game to play?
๐ช๏ธWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up...
What did the carrot say to the mushroom?
๐ฅ: Hey mushroom, what's your favorite song by The Beat-les? ๐: I'm a "Fun Guy"! ...
Where does the witch park her vehicle?
๐งโโ๏ธ Where does the witch park her broomstick? ๐ Flying is fun, but she needs a ...
Whatโs a batโs favorite pastime?
๐ฆ What's a bat's favorite pastime? ๐ค Hint: It's not just hanging around! ๐๐พโจ...
Why did the dog keep tripping?
Why did the ๐ถ keep tripping? It's a ๐คpawsitive mystery, but maybe it just had a ...
What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?
๐ฆ When turkeys play baseball, what's the flocky surprise? ๐ Hint: There's a ๐ฝ-uc...