Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?
๐ค What makes Marxists go bananas for fruity brews? ๐๐ต Can you crack their secret...
If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?
๐คIf a butcher wears an XL shirt & size 13 shoes, guess his weight, no need to sn...
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
๐ถโโ๏ธWhen you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save ...
What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?
๐ Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper ...
What is a topโs favorite ride at the amusement park?
๐ข What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At t...
What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? ๐ด๐...
Whatโs the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
๐ What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? ๐ It's got letters that jingle,...
What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineโs Day?
๐น Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On ...
Where do ghosts go for a swim?
๐ปWhere do ghosts go for a swim?๐ In a ๐ปghoulf course! No need for sunscreen! ๐๐ป...
What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐ What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic...
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly ...
What is a witchโs favorite subject in school?
๐งโโ๏ธ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms...
What do you call a worm with no teeth?
๐ What do you call a worm with no teeth? ๐ค This little wriggler is a real "gummy...
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
๐ง๐ผ๐ค๐ซ Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? ๐ค๐งโโ๏ธ๐ Becau...
Why couldnโt the ghost see his parents?
Why couldn't the ๐ป see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! ๐ช๐...
What did the teacher do at the beach?
๐ What did the teacher do at the beach? ๐๏ธ She had a whale of a time, teaching t...
What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?
๐คธโโ๏ธ๐คนโโ๏ธ๐ What do these experts in flips, tricks, and fruit have in common? Let ...
Why did the robber take a shower?
๐ฟWhy did the ๐ฆนโโ๏ธrobber take a shower?๐ค To wash away his ๐ฃfootprints, leaving no...
What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
๐ I'm a fruity delight, ๐ค ๐ But not made for your feet! ๐ Guess what I'm called?...
Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
๐๏ธ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, t...
What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
๐ What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chance...
Why did the book join the police force?
๐ Why did the book join the police force? ๐ Because it wanted to catch all the "...
Why canโt skeletons play music?
Why can't skeletons play music? ๐ถ๐ Because they have no organs! ๐บ๐ธ๐น...
Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?
๐ Tick-tock, don't be blind! ๐ค Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? ๐ A ri...
Which is faster, heat or cold?
๐ฅ "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? ๐ค Prepare to be...
Which school supply is king of the classroom?
๐ In the kingdom of the classroom, who reigns supreme? This supply wears a crown...
What dies but never lives?
I come and go, yet never thrive, ๐น Like a plant, but no roots survive. ๐ฑ Among t...
How do monsters tell their fortunes?
๐น What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? ๐งโโ๏ธ Their crystal balls are...
Which Budgie owns the cage?
๐ฆBirds so bright, feathers of all hues, In a colorful cage, there's quite the cr...
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
๐๐What's a ๐ doing in a ๐ booth? This ๐คelephant's got a ๐๐คณ appointment! ๐คฃ๐...
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
๐ฐHopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sun...
What did one eye say to the other?
๐๏ธ"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-win...