Why are fish so smart?
Why do fish ๐ love to swim in schools? ๐ซ Because they know it's fintelligent! ๐๐...
Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
๐ฝ Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! ๐ค ...
Why canโt skeletons play music?
Why can't skeletons play music? ๐ถ๐ Because they have no organs! ๐บ๐ธ๐น...
What has four wheels and flies?
What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ + ๐ชฐ = ?...
Why did the chicken go to jail?
๐ Why did the chicken go to jail? ๐ Because it was caught eggtremely ๐ฃ bad-beaki...
Whatโs the smartest insect around?
๐ Whatโs the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? ๐ค๐...
What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?
In the classroom chaos, when laces knotted like a boss, students went ๐ "Challen...
What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasnโt feeling well?
Why did the horse need a doctor? ๐ด๐ท...
Why didnโt the oven go to college?
Why didn't the oven go to college? ๐ค๐ The answer is cooking up a hilarious surpr...
Where did the king keep his army?
In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? ๐ฐ๐๐โโ๏ธ Hints I'll give, ...
What did one eye say to the other?
๐๏ธ"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-win...
What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
๐ต "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" ๐ต...
What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
๐ถ This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away...
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite fruit?
๐ป "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" ๐ asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I ...
What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
๐๐ What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? ๐ค The tide of k...
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
๐ถโโ๏ธWhen you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save ...
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
๐ฆ Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Let's unravel this feathered m...
What did the apple tree say to the farmer?
๐ "Hey farmer, you're a-peeling! Can you please stop picking on me? It's really ...
Where do polar bears keep their money?
๐ปโ๏ธ๐ฆ: Where do polar bears keep their money? ๐ค๐ฐ...
What smells the best at Thanksgiving?
๐๐ What aroma tickles your ๐ at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your ๐ and...
Why was the clown crying?
๐คกWhy was the clown crying? ๐ญ Because he couldn't ๐ซ find the ๐คกpunchline! ๐๐ฅณ...
What is a math teacherโs favorite type of dessert?
๐๐ฉ Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of ๐ฑ๐ช! ๐คฃ...
Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
๐ Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was ๐ค "second" sick!...
What did the snowman order at Wendyโsยฎ?
What icy treat did Frosty ๐ฅถ choose at Wendyโsยฎ?...
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
๐ฅ Which day does the potato dread? ๐ค It's the one where it's mashed and spread! ...
What did the baker say to his wife?
๐ "Honey, I'm kneaded in your life like dough, but tell me, what's my secret ing...
What dies but never lives?
I come and go, yet never thrive, ๐น Like a plant, but no roots survive. ๐ฑ Among t...
Why couldnโt the boy go to the pirate movie?
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? ๐ดโโ ๏ธ Because he couldn't afford the...
What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? ๐ฆ...
What is a witchโs favorite subject in school?
๐งโโ๏ธ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms...
What did the ocean say to the beach?
๐ "Hey beach, wanna wave at me all day? I'm shore you'll have a whale of a time!...
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
๐ฐHopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sun...