eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 6 - AckySHINE
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? π Because you don't want to press your luck! πβ¨
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What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? π΄π
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Why was the math book always worried?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the math book always worried? πβπ’π€
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What is a math teacherβs favorite type of dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ© Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of π±πͺ! π€£
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Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the π-wearing teacher shine brighter than the π? Find the answer to this sunny riddle! ππ©βπ«
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Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the girl put π on her head? Curious minds ponder, a secret it hides! π€π
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What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΆββοΈWhen you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save you from a fall. With my mighty force, I'll make you chuckle and grin, Guess me right and the victory you'll win! π€β¨
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" π asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I bet it's something boo-nanas!" ππ
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Whatβs a batβs favorite pastime?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ What's a bat's favorite pastime? π€ Hint: It's not just hanging around! ππΎβ¨
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The Joke Factory: 10 Rib-Tickling Gems for Nonstop Laughter
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:14 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
The Joke Factory: 10 Hilarious Hoots That'll Crack You Up & Leave Your Sides Splitting!
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Why didnβt Dracula have any friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures π¦ flock to me? Is it because I'm a πsucker for attention?
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Laugh Your Way Through the Day: 10 Jokes for Instant Cheer
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:14 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Get ready to chuckle! These hilarious jokes will leave you in stitches and brighten up even the gloomiest of days. Let the laughter begin!
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do cowboys π€ ride horses? It's like dating! π΄πΉ They're tired of wrangling cows π And need a wild ride instead! π€ͺπ
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Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig π¦β¨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather βοΈπ§οΈ, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with? βοΈπ§Ή It's not soap or water, that's just sly! π«π§Ό His secret's unique, it's oh-so bright! π‘β¨ A magical tool that sparkles at night! πͺβ¨ Guess if you can, this riddle's a blast! π But beware, the answer's not what you'd think, so fast! π€π
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Why couldnβt the boy go to the pirate movie?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? π΄ββ οΈ Because he couldn't afford the ticket! ποΈπΈ
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was 6 afraid of 7? π± Because 7 ate 9! ππ½οΈ
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What smells the best at Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ What aroma tickles your π at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your π and your tummy rumble! Can you guess? π¦π¨
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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? π€ His days were numbered! πππ΅
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What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:23 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the monster ask his sweetheart? π€πΉβ€οΈ
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Why donβt animals eat clowns?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€‘ Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ππΏ
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Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did π₯¬ beat π₯ in a race? Let's uncover this leafy secret and solve this veggie riddle together! π
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Which monster is the best dance partner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πWho's the πΆgrooviestπΆ monster to πdanceπ with? They've got moves like πΊJagger, and a πrhythm that's π₯hotterπ₯ than a π₯dragonπ₯! Can you crack this π»mysteriousπ» riddle? π€π
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Chuckle Fest: 10 Jokes That Guarantee a Good Time
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Chuckle Fest: 10 Jokes That Guarantee a Good Time - Prepare for Rib-Tickling Hilarity!
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What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentineβs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:31 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! π
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What has four wheels and flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? π π π π + πͺ° = ?
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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do π put sunscreen before beach? π They don't want to peel! ππ
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Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Tickle Your Funny Bone: 10 Hilarious Jokes to Keep Your Spirits High and Your Belly Aching!
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What kind of weather does a turkey like?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦I gobble and wobble, feathers all a-flutter, But when it's β¨sunnyβοΈ, I complain and utter. Rainy days, oh how I can't resist, For this turkey, it's a dream, like πturkey paradise!π
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What did the circle say to the triangle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's your point, you acute little angle? π€£
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite room in the house?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π»Where does a ghost feel most alive?π°
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Why did the elephant cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the π cross the π£οΈ? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! ππ
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