What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
π» What do ghosts use to wash their hair? They rely on spooky shampoo to keep it ...
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite room in the house?
π»Where does a ghost feel most alive?π°...
What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?
π Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper ...
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call two birds in love? ππ¦...
What do you call a fly with no wings?
π¦ What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! πΆββοΈπ...
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
π΅οΈββοΈ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a π with no π...
What runs but never walks?
I dash with grace, without a single stride, π Like a whirlwind, I never slow, ne...
Which is faster, heat or cold?
π₯ "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? π€ Prepare to be...
Which monster is the best dance partner?
πWho's the πΆgrooviestπΆ monster to πdanceπ with? They've got moves like πΊJagger, ...
What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineβs Day?
πΉ Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On ...
Why is the forest so noisy?
π³ Why does the forest sound like a party? π It's not just the chirping birds and...
What did one eye say to the other?
ποΈ"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-win...
What do you do if youβre a fan of Draculaβs?
π§ββοΈπ§ββοΈ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do w...
How did the hairdresser win the race?
πββοΈWhy did the hairdresser win the race? Because she always had a πcutting edge...
What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
π§ββοΈππ What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic...
What do elephants say to one another on Valentineβs Day?
π "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share,...
Whatβs a catβs favorite nursery rhyme?
π±Purr-fectly curious, whiskers at play, Which nursery rhyme makes kitty say: "πΆH...
Why was the turkey arrested?
π¦ "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. π "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Cau...
Why donβt ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? π¦βοΈ Because they don't want to quack u...
What do elves learn in school?
π§ββοΈIn their magical school, elves find delight, Learning spells that sparkle oh...
What did the teacher do at the beach?
π What did the teacher do at the beach? ποΈ She had a whale of a time, teaching t...
What do you call a worm with no teeth?
π What do you call a worm with no teeth? π€ This little wriggler is a real "gummy...
Where do pencils go for vacation?
ποΈποΈAloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to βοΈ find a tropical par...
Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
In a world of monsters and mishaps, π§ββοΈ stumbled and felt quite blue. Who, oh w...
Where do ghosts go for a swim?
π»Where do ghosts go for a swim?π In a π»ghoulf course! No need for sunscreen! ππ»...
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
I am chilling! π...
What kind of murderer has fiber?
π΅οΈββοΈ What kind of murderer has fiber? Sneaky suspect, always full of surprises!...
Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?
π Tick-tock, don't be blind! π€ Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? π A ri...
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
π§πΌπ€π« Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? π€π§ββοΈπ Becau...
What is Draculaβs favorite fruit?
π§ββοΈSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm π§‘ing it...
What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
What did the monster ask his sweetheart? π€πΉβ€οΈ...
What did the hamburger name her daughter?
ππ§ What did the hamburger name her daughter? Give up? Well, she couldn't resist....